SHIP'S CANNON

When a guy wips his dick out of your pants & it's so short- it looks like a ships cannon.

Piss was all over the top of the urinal because the guy was handleing a ship's cannon.

by Detroit_Luie October 18, 2007

We Were Dead Before the Ship Even Sank

The album which will make Modest Mouse a sell out when it is released on March 20, 2007.

I hope Modest Mouse breaks up before they release We Were Dead Before the Ship Even Sank, so that one of the best indie bands ever will not sell out.

by ...Sonic Youth fan December 14, 2008

Shipper

A shipper is a person who puts two people together and combines their names together to make a ship name.

Shipper: "I totally ship Nickee!"

by Antisepticeye12 February 24, 2017

Shipping Hoe

A character/person you ship with a lot of other characters/ people at the same time (not necessarily in just one relationship)

Person A: Do you ship Clace or Jimon?

Person B: I ship Jace with everybody. He's my shipping hoe.

by Kwak_ling January 8, 2018

Shippeded

The past tense of something being shipped.

“That box has done been shippeded about a week ago”

by The English Wizard August 21, 2018

SHIPPERS

A shipper or shippers as we refer to them is just a plain ole box. It can only be a brown box... Sorry no sexual acts or positions. Nothing to do with a pearl necklesses.. just a dag um ole brown box..

We need to get these shippers filled today or else

by BRISTOLGIRLS ROCK September 14, 2018

shipping-shock

The opposite of "sticker-shock" --- it's what you feel when you are all ready to happily send in an online order to a company that offers its merchandise insanely cheaply, only to then nearly have your eyebrows fly off when you see the astronomically-outrageous postage and handling fee that they wanna charge you to ship said order... THAT'S how they are making their profits!

U.S. Plastics may indeed have fantastically low prices on many of its products, but it's the shipping-shock that'll kill ya.

by QuacksO October 31, 2018