shattergasted

Very tired and exhausted from not having much sleep, and generally feeling extremely exasperated. Feeling very zonkified and like not doing any shit with that goat in Edinburgh tonight.

"I am so shattergasted, as I have barely had enough sleep last night from shagging a friendly goat"

by Dannygasted February 25, 2010

shatterball

stupid; dumb

Kathy Hernandez intentionally made a shatterball choice by bullying Daniel Onate-Miranda on purpose. Kathy got suspended for 1 tortnight.

by forehard bill July 24, 2018

Shattered

When a relationship can no longer be fixed.

1. Our relationship is no longer just broken, its shattered.

2. When something is broken it can be fixed or put back together. When its shattered, there is no putting it back together.

by Lindsay Mc June 24, 2019

Shatterbrown

When you poop yourself and you can feel it starts to drip while you stand up and it runs down your leg and and when you walk more shit comes out and it looks like minced meat

Person 1: Fuck, I had a Shatterbrown right now
Everyone: *runs*

by dominoguy11 September 2, 2019

Shatters

A new term used by VSCO girls that basically means the same thing as lit, fire, or slaps.

Annoying Middle School Girl 1: Hey Juno, that new scrunchie on your hydroflask shatters!
Annoying Middle School Girl 2: Thanks, Midnight! My mom bought it for me in addition to these Birkenstocks!

by lemons-hate-you October 13, 2019

Shatteronied

When someone hasn’t slept for days

Leon-“omg did you see Finn today he had jugs under his eyes like Lauren , he was shatteronied”

by Ugh oh poopy stinky October 18, 2019

Shattered web

When the crusty nut in your pants chips off and breaks to thousands of pieces

OMG, I forgot to nut outside my pants and now they've crusted up and there's shattered web everywhere

by Cloutos November 26, 2019