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Northland Secondary School

The worst secondary school in Singapore filled with obese white af round-ass chinese kids(other race included but Chinese of more) and short center-parting

glasses wearing kids, full of vapers in the toilet especially the sec 2-5, northland secondary school previous principal, Mdm Tan, is always crying on the zoom meeting for the entire school to see so that she can leave this god awful Northland secondary school like she cared about it
PSLE failure: Hi, i am from Northland Secondary School

Person with iq above room temperature :" lol loser dumbass potential ITE bastard"
by Average r/genzedong user March 21, 2022
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second-hand mac distract

When you're sitting in a class (usually in a packed lecture hall)and you are distracted by what a person in front of you is doing on their computer.

Could be due to any laptop but it is usually Mac Books; because of their slick configuration, popularity and flawless distractability for anyone in a 15 foot radius.
I couldn't concentrate at all today in my RN103 Lecture because this guy in front of me was simultaneously taking notes, chatting on Facebook, watching 30 Rock on Hulu and playing Tetris. The whole time I suffered from second-hand mac distract.
by thebatman89 February 20, 2009
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second hand poop

when you go to wash your hands and you smell something weird. then you go look in the toliet and see someone didnt flush the time befor you. (not usable in a port-a-potty)
when joe walked in a room he said what the fuck jake you didnt flush! i dont like to second hand poop
like second hand smoke just worse!!!
by thisismyyoufatass May 30, 2010
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Second Baptism

When you choke a woman so hard during sexual intercourse she dies. You then resuscitate her and as she takes her first breath of life you cum directly on her face.
Ryan: So I was choke fucking Kathryn last night and she stopped breathing.
Luke: Dude, is she ok?
Ryan: Yeah, I welcomed her back to our mortal world with a Second Baptism.
Luke: Bro! You should be a pastor!
by Etoufee December 2, 2016
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Sedona

Sedona is a woman with a lot of power. She is very loyal to her friends and in relationships. She’s funny, goofy, loving, and very beautiful. Her body is an amazing work of art. She has a smile like no other. All the men want her but she knows what she wants. She smells amazing and dresses great

If you ever have one, DONT let her go.
Person 1: Who was that girl you were talking to?

Person 2: It’s Sedona

Person 1: Man YOURE lucky to even be seen around her she’s a goddess
by stonedbitch29 December 4, 2019
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Second coming

When you burp up smoke after smoking
Rodney: *burps up smoke* “woah man, what just happened?”

Kurt: you just had a ~second coming~
by gillygoat December 13, 2019
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five second chug

When you're too old to chug a whole beer so you get everyone to CHUG FOR FIVE SECONDS every 10-20 minutes.
Hey everyone, Five second chug!!! Cheers!!
by Ariellianna April 7, 2019
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