spidermansexual

When you are attracted only to Spider-Man because why would your standards be any lower?!

Boy: Hey, wanna go out with me?
Girl: Um no, I’m spidermansexual

by Transponster December 25, 2020

Spider-Man'd

To ejaculate into ones hand and then fling semen at one's enemies as a defense mechanism

That mugger almost got me but luckily someone jumped out of the alley and spider-man'd him

by Red hood and the outlaws December 29, 2020

spidercock

A veiny penis or a veiny, hairy penis. Or one who hunts bar flies.

He was so old he got it up and had a spidercock.
Does it ever get old to go out and be a spidercock every night. Someday you'll settle down and not be such a spidercock.

by Stacker Gilder January 24, 2021

Spider milk

a massive dumbass user on discord

you are such a spider milk

by Spider Milk February 19, 2021

Spiderman 3

VERB (To Do A Spiderman 3)
1: To do a silly dance along a main street in a heavy populated city in front of a crowd of confused onlookers who cannot hear your background music.
2: To do something so unashamedly cringey that it comes back around to being awesome again.

1: "Derek is such a wildcard, I heard he'll do a spiderman 3 if you just ask him politely."

2: "Peter Parker's Dance at the end of Spiderman 3, is such a Spiderman 3"

by Spiderek 3 April 22, 2021

Spiderkopp

It's a nice word for spider.

Oh shit, there is a spiderkopp there!

by yuh swag May 2, 2021

Spiderkopp

Scary insect that creeps through your window at night and keeps you awake🕷🕸

OH NO! A SPIDERKOPP IS CLIMBING UP MY WALL!

by 🕳🤸🏼‍♀️💨💨 May 2, 2021