Created by Pete Holmes, comedian. While referencing a celebrity in a conversation for their popular unique quality, but not in relation to a current or past scandal, saying "scandal noted" acknowledges the issue, and avoids a tangent in the conversation.
"He did run a lot of yards during the this past season, but O.J. Simpson, scandal noted, still holds the record for single-season yards-per-game average. A record 143, that may never be broken."
by Challenger45 June 29, 2024
Get the Scandal Noted mug.Created by comedian, Pete Holmes. A shortcut phrase to be used when referencing a celebrity, place, or event as an example for something other than a well known negative issue about it. The idea is to avoid the negative event being a distraction from the point of the statement or story. It also acknowledges that the speaker is aware of the scandal, so that discussion is not necessary.
It's true that he ran a lot of yardage this season, and that's impressive. It doesn't beat the record still held by O.J. Simpson, Scandal Noted, of the record for the single-season yards-per-game average at 143.1.
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When you’re driving during a winter storm and hit an icy patch causing the car to slide around. If you control it, it will dance around.
The roads were bad when I was driving back last night. The car and I were performing the Scandinavian Tango
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Yo that fucker just gave me a Scandinavian squeeze while I was fuckin high as fuck goddamn fuckin damn
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Last week I got out the shower and I tried the Scandinavian Bench-press. Its when you hang a towel from your penis to test its strength
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It's universally accepted as not homosexual because you are only touching another man's elbow, but may be the most righteous act among 3 or more men as they are assisting in the ever beautiful act of masturbation
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Last night's Double Dutch rudder turned in to a Scandinavian shipyard fast when those other two guys lent a helping hand.
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