Sifferent

When you can relate to something but its different from what you can relate to (not totally relating to something)

We are very sifferent I think it's best this way.

by Nameschad March 30, 2021

Smiffy

To be pompously furious for something that you probably shouldn't get furious over. The thing you'd be furious over is petty, useless and doesn't really affect anyone in the long run at all.

"Ayo, is Alexandra still mad at us for sitting in her spot at the lunch table when she was absent?"

"Yeah, what a smiffy bitch."

by TobyLikesWaffles February 9, 2022

Premature Smiffulation

Derived from the latin 'smyftus interuptus'. To have your profile banned (or smyffed) from social networks earlier than planned. Usually caused as a result of the profile owner not using enough patience or discretion when pushing the social network rulebook.

When a profile owner suffers premature smiffulation, they do not gain automatic entry into the social graveyard. They must first get their profile reactivated in order to complete their work. Only then can they pass through the pearly gates.

JOHN: What's up Dave, you're looking out of sorts?

DAVE: Sorry John, I was miles away. I was just about to reach my peak last night when I err......prematurely smiffulated.....no don't laugh....it's not funny!

JOHN: I know Dave, sorry. If it's any consolation, premature smiffulation is quite normal and it happens to a lot of profiles. Try taking one of these about 30 minutes before you next log-on and you'll have that profile up in no time.

DAVE: Thanks John, you're a true friend......just please don't tell Jenny!

JOHN: Too late Dave, I Tweeted her whilst you were whining....wus!!

by Mahabarat March 10, 2010

Cherry Sniffer

One who sniff's deep into the depts of the vaginal crevass

you dirty cherry sniffer,perverted asshole get out of my house.

by Chuck34 July 14, 2010

Bun Sniffer

Smelling a vag before you lick it, suck it, or fuck it.

Hey bro, did you Bun Sniffer before you fucked her.

by Big Curt August 13, 2010

Tactical Skiff

Marketing ploy to dupe kool aide drinkers into thinking this company makes THE best poling skiff on the market.

Have you seen the new X brand "Tactical Skiff"? It's the best in this segment!

by VictorMancini March 14, 2011

Prickle Sniffer

A man or a woman who sniffs the underside of a penis or anyone engaged in the act of fellatio.

Me: Hey man, did you get your dick sucked by those chugglers?
You: Yeah dude, i made them into bona fide prickle sniffers.

by Horseman-Jaque April 29, 2013