steambadger

A Steambadger is when ever you're riding a cadaver in reverse cowgirl so good that you start gnawing the toes and shit up the chest of the body.

The mortician's wife was infamous for her steambadgery.

by Savage Boner September 24, 2016

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steam-pump

The resulting queef that occurs when a fat cloud is blown into a womans vagina.

John: Why is it so foggy in here?
Steve: I heard the girl that was in here got steam-pumped.

by Rysck October 17, 2017

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OCD Steamer

When you take a shit on your girlfriend's chest but must make sure that it's in an absolutely straight line.

That was a beautiful OCD steamer, dude. You couldn't have landed a plane any straighter, bra!

by TPF_Benny April 25, 2010

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dallas steamer

The act of riding your partner like a horse, or a bull, while taking a shit on their back.

After a long day at the rodeo, Jim headed home to give his wife a Dallas Steamer.

by Nubstars September 22, 2013

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Georgia Steam Roller

A sexual act that includes one of the participants defecating (shitting) on the other and then proceeding to rub said fecal matter all over, mimicking a steam roller.

Man, I gave my girlfriend a Georgia Steam Roller last night.

by SlobNob455 March 15, 2016

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The Real Steamer

The Real Steamer is a floor and furniture cleaning company formed in 2018 in Springfield, MA. They are famous for their satisfying carpet cleaning videos seen on Facebook.

I had The Real Steamer clean my carpets and looked and smelled like new again!

by The Real Steamer September 30, 2020

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A berry left between the sheets of your bed by a nighttime visitor for your discovery. This berry is typically delivered from the hairs of the anal cavity and consists of material such as fecal matter, bathroom tissue, newspaper clippings, broken glass, or Charlston Chews.

So, I woke up this morning told that sugar-muffin I met last night to take off. After she left, I got up to get a beer and when I got back in bed I found that the bitch had left a god-damned New England Steamer in my bed!

by VILSON September 3, 2003

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