Beet Steamer

When a gassy gay man decides to take it in the butt during sex, and uncontrollably releases his fart while the other man's penis is lodged inside of his anus.

After that taco bell I might be giving you a beet steamer tonight.

by BBBauer February 18, 2014

stanly steamer crew

For two or more male or female to shit on one's chest and rub it all over there body .

Dude me and a couple guys did the stanly steamer crew on this one girl last night.

by The real real obama July 15, 2015

Buffalo Steamer

A sexual act generally perfomed with both partners consuming a large quantity of taco dip, smothering their bodies in buffalo sauce and blue cheese dressing, followed by rough anal intercourse over a plate of buffalo wings until defecation.

There was supposed to be a pool party at Drew's house but it was raining out so we stayed inside and did a buffalo steamer instead.

by Chicken Man February 7, 2017

Glazed Steaming Cleveland

The act of Finishing (ejaculating) inside a womans rectum, then proceeding to have her push the semen as well as her feces out onto your chest

Man, that chick I brought back from the bar last night let me cum in her ass and then she gave me a Glazed Steaming Cleveland

by Ghettochedo September 27, 2019

Yakima Steamer

This is the act of taking a steamy pile of shit onto your partners bare exposed feet. Thus, leaving their toes looking like Yakima, Washington.

Jose enjoys to pay harlots in cash to give him a Yakima Steamer, while he stands in his bathtub, so he doesn’t ruin the carpet in his parents basement.

by Djjazzyjinx January 25, 2020

The Loogootee Steamroller

The sexual act of the male dragging his scrotum across the partners body in such a way that your nutsack acts as a steamroller on the partners body. This can be done both by starting at the legs and then steamrolling upwards toward the head or starting at the head and rolling your way down. Other fun things that can be done is performing the act after ejaculating on the partners body to act as lube or "ice on the road." The partner can also stick their tongue out for the steamroller to have a nice little hill to go over. This is named after the legendary town of Loogootee Indiana in which the act is performed daily by the locals.

"Hey Carson what happened with your step-sister Janice last night?"
"Not gonna spare you any details but we ended up doing The Loogootee Steamroller!"
"Woah that's pretty intense."

by El lumpo December 1, 2018

Seamengrita

When someone jizzes in a margarita and you drink it unknowingly

That guy just drank a cup of seamengrita! Thats nothing chip just slammed it from the blender!!

by Scrubatron420 May 27, 2019