Search History

something that you need to avoid your parents from seeing and clear it after you look at this

Mom: Lemme check your search history.
Me: No.
Mom: *Checks*
Mom: wth is urban dictionary

by somone who is guy May 25, 2021

Brittany Spears

Brittany Spears was once (many years ago) the hottest celebrity on the face of the earth. But as of November 2007 she is the baldest, ugliest, stupidest mother alive. Which unfortunately means... She is no longer the Brittany Spears we all used to love. :(

Do we all remember the day when she was so cute and had albums with little flowers on it...And her clothes...?
Well what do the albums have now? Ehhh... Strippers...Skanks... black loinclothes... you know... really sick stuff.

Is this the kind of behavior we encourage in young souls? Well, the answer is... no other than... yes. And why? well, i dont exactly know... maybe some body should ask Brittany Spears's point of view because i am completely at a loss of words, but obviously she knows what she's doing so...

So think about this the next time you turn on a jam of Brittany Spears... And ask your self... Is this what the world will be made of in ten years???... or so...

Six years ago:

Dude: Hey man, how hot is Brittany Spears in her new album? I pretty much wanna bone her...

Other dude: Yeah she's pretty hot.... but your a perv.

Nowadays:

Dude: Brittany Spears is gaining weight and wearing things that are ugly and too small... its pretty gross...although i would still bone her...

Other Dude: Yeah man, shes so gross. She makes me want to vomit all over your face. Oh, and your still a perv.

by THE FUTURE IS MINE!!!!! December 18, 2007

Spears

To fail at life, generally suck, or just be a hoe.

Britney Spears: Shave head. Rehab. Lose custody of kids to none other than Kevin Federline. Suck at VMA's. Attempt Suicide. Rehab. Repeat.

Jamie Spears: Be a lot better off then her sister. Then, completely ruin a Nickelodeon series by getting pregnant with a guy that was almost old enough for it to be considered rape.

So, in general, if someone accuses you of being Spears, you FAIL.

Guy: you suck, you're such a Spears.
Other Guy: I just died a little bit on the inside, thats the worst insult ever.

by MilesDavis January 9, 2009

Brittany Spears

A plastic, washed-up popstar who shaves her head and doesnt know how to take a joke.

" that girl is so pulling a brittany spears right now, i mean look at that nose. theres no way it could be real"

by channing tatum is MY hottie April 17, 2010

Britney Spears Rapper

1. Any rapper that has made a spectacle of themselves and their deplorable personal lives;
2. Rappers that spend more time in front of a camera talking smack than behind a mic spitting anything worthwhile.

Lately, 50 Cent and Fat Joe have been acting like Britney Spears rappers

by TSSContra March 17, 2008

search engine

A device on the internet used to look up sites with the keyword you type in.

I needed to look up information on politics, so I typed it into the search engine and got all this cool stuff.

by Anonymous June 24, 2003

google search comeback

when a little bitch has nothing to say for a comeback he goes onto google and looks up your mom jokes

listen to those fucking google search comebacks.

by josh/cody June 11, 2006