slowbag

Someone who is conspicuously slow and gets right in front of you at the absolute worst time. A combination of "slow" and "douchebag."

(On the Long Island Expressway) "This fuckin' slowbag is gonna make me miss the first pitch!"

by Porgmundr May 23, 2023

slowmind

person with an uncharacteristically slow mind; one having thought processes that seem depressed in speed, often taking a very long time to think through a simple problem or situation only to come up with a stupid answer; a rainbow bison

Took you long enough... *muttering* ...freakin' slowmind.

by OmicronPersei8 April 29, 2008

Slowsay

a.k.a. "Curious George", one half of JONA

This person is known for his extreme ass-kissing, particular where Hermie is concerned. Also well known for smoking out into the wee hours of the night, pretending he is at work by logging onto Sametime, and saying "that's not cool, man, that's not cool". Is beloved by Cletus and Pocahontas. World-renowned for being an idiot and taking a gazillion hours to prepare and correct a return that should only take half an hour.

Slowsay took a puff of his joint and called up Hermie to tell him he would be late to work AGAIN because he had yet another ingrown toenail.

by Ophi April 26, 2005

slowjammer

someone who takes a long time to do anything

jay needs to hurry up hes such a slowjammer

by quik city killah June 11, 2009

Slowhibition

A rogue Monday night urban bike ride with alternating routes and varying destinations. Cycling at a typically moderate pace of 13-15 MPH. Founded by two riders simultaneously and separately. They soon began to refer to themselves as "B Team" and their founder (unbeknownst to them) has since then fought against "toad behavior" in all cycling. This group is routinely much larger than the original (Monday Night Prohibition Ride) having 20-40+++ riders on a weekly basis. They begin gathering at 8:00 PM Monday nights, think about leaving 15 minutes after Prohibition is LONG gone, and have an extended break for jackassery in the middle of their 15-30 mile route.

I got dropped from Prohibition last night, next week I'll rock Slowhibition.

Legend has it Fort Lauderdale's local eccentric bike builder and a science teacher started Slowhibition, but you'd never know it because he doesn't lead it, and she rarely attends.

Damn, I spent all day celebrating birthdays and debauchery, I'll have to find and ride Slowhibition tonight.

by TheDogAteHim November 13, 2013

slowered

Something being slowed down

I was being too productive at work today so I slowered my working pace

by nebbul November 9, 2016

slowboogie

I'm cooling, taking it easy.

What's up cuzzzz? SLOWBOOGIE.

by SLOWBOOGIE 221 January 16, 2017