Slippery Scorpion

When a man cums onto a floor and drags his wife by her arms over it, similiar to the scorpion act of mating.

Joe: Me and Louise are trying to have a baby, nothing seems to be working

Zac: Why don't you just give her a slippery scorpion?

Joe: Good idea! I'll do that tonight

by Sugar81 April 26, 2008

slappey

Usually a funny and cool kid. Is usually love by all. Is never the source of pain for anyone and is pretty much awesome.

Man Slappey is the coolest

by slapmstr April 30, 2011

Slippery Dick

A non-erect penis, that is hard to grasp between your hands.

"God damn, I got Slippery Dick!"

by Long Penis John June 8, 2018

burrito slapped

the act of slapping someone across the face with a burrito. meat tends to fly across the room.

SLAP!
Guy #1: What the hell was that?
Guy #2: You just got burrito slapped bitch!

by jumpin-jahoosafrats March 29, 2008

Crapper Snapper

The Crapper Snapper is an act performed during sexual intercourse, and is only possible while in the position popularly known as "doggy-style." The individual who is behind (the "giver" to the "receiver," as it were) takes a rubber-band and pulls it back as far as he (or she, in the event of a strap-on situation) can and snaps the anus of the receiver, thenceforth referred to as the Crapper-Snapped. The point of the Crapper Snapper is three-fold. 1. Maximum disrespect. 2. You must try to stay inside of the Crapper-Snapped's orifice for as long as you can. 3. Fun.

Bob: "I'm going to break up with my girlfriend today, she's so annoying. How can I get her off my case?"
John: "Dawg you need to give that bitch a Crapper Snapper. You snap that woman's crapper and she ain't ever gonna wanna talk to you again, you dig?!"
Bob: "Thanks, man! I'm going to go screw her doggy-style right now!"

by Big D E March 6, 2014

Slippery Gypsy

A.K.A Ear Cream Pie.
When a male's penis ejaculates inside the ear of a female, male or other.

Often confused with the Nasal Cream Pie (Slippery Hipster).
The Slippery Gypsy often occurs on a Valentine's Day night when an expensive present is bought for the receiver of the Slippery Gypsy.

'Oh god, My boyfriend gave me the worst Slippery Gypsy last night and the semen in my ear is really dry, but its okay because he bought me a car for Valentine's Day'.

by PorkiePie August 1, 2012

Slippery Pete

When a guy is doing a girl from behind, he spits on the girls back so she thinks he's done. When she turns around the guy blows his load in her face.

What's that all over your face? Just a little slippery pete.

by heather November 25, 2003