Robbery

It is an act of theft, often done in the darkness or secretly but on the 30th of October 2023, there was a robbery in broad daylight as Lionel Messi stole the prestigious Ballon d'Or from Erling Haaland in the Theatre du Chatelet in Paris, France. Despite stealing it, Lionel acts as if he deserved it despite not doing anything worthy other than the World Cup. This is not the first time Lionel has done this as on the 29th of November 2021 in the Theatre du Chatelet in Paris, he also robbed Robert Lewandowski of a Ballon d'Or! And despite two robberies the authorities and his fanboys (who are all younger than 14) claim his innocence.

"Dad, what is an example of a famous robbery?"
"Just search up Messi's Ballon d'Ors in 2021 and 2023"

by honest pessidog fan January 5, 2024

Robbed

When you pay coots that’s half an hour away and still waiting four days later.

I payed Rob for the coots days ago and I’m still waiting!

Nahh mate you’ve been Robbed

by Robisafuckwit February 10, 2024

Robbed

When a grubby friend takes your money and doesn’t front up with the goods.

A- Rob said coots would be here in 30 minutes… that was four days ago now!

B- nah bro you’ve just been “Robbed” haha

by Robisafuckwit February 11, 2024

Robbed in daylight no guns

When you go to a store that up charges you for shit return.

I was just robbed in daylight no guns from going to fucking bougie grocery store erehwon for their $30 bottle water and $50 hamburger that was all mid 😭😭

by CUMSE April 2, 2024

Robbery

Taking someone's belongs through force.

I just committed a robbery on yo momma.

by cap045 April 30, 2024

Robbery

Taking someone's belongings through force.

I committed a robbery on yo momma.

by cap045 April 30, 2024

Robbery Bob

Robbery Bob is the Lord above all. He is the protagonist of the hit "Robbery Bob" games, which have been proved to make you more attractive, stronger, faster, smarter and better at everything and anything. Robbery Bob is the one above all, and will lead this world to salvation, bring us from the dark into the light. If you want to join Robbery Bob in this journey, and help bring the world into the light, download Robbery Bob: King of Sneak, and become one of his loyal soldiers. And he has a big dick.

Guy 1: "Have you heard of Robbery Bob?
Guy 2: "Yeah, I play the game and beat my meat to him every night!"

by Omnigyatt May 8, 2024