Relationship

Some kind of arcane emotional attachment to another human that we all pretend is permanent

They were in a proper relationship

by Agricolas May 13, 2018

Relationship

What I don't have

I don't have a relationship

by NutInMyButt November 7, 2018

Wasn't getting enough out of the relationship

The guy I was dating didn't have a fat meaty dongle. That's what it means. In a poll of 100 women who have cheated on their boyfriends; this will be their response to the question "why did you cheat?" 100% of the time.

Some guy "Have you ever cheated on your boyfriend?"

Some chick "Yes"

Some guy "Why did you cheat?"

Some chick "Umm... I just felt like I wasn't getting enough out of the relationship."

Some guy "And what do you mean by that?"

Some chick "What I mean is that I was dating a guy and then I met a different guy who had a fat cock. I wanted the fat cock inside of me so I let him jam it inside of me."

Some guy "So then why didn't say that instead of your initial answer?"

Some chick"Because I don't want people to think I'm a piece of shit."

Some guy "Is that what a piece of shit would do?"

Some chick "......"

Some guy "Because if you're initial answer is just 'femanese' for your actual answer, then you look like a piece of shit either way. Like... It's a direct translation."

by Hym Iam April 14, 2022

Interlifespan Relations

A sexual relationship between a living human being and an ethereal being. Considered quite classy, but not as stylish as a cat wearing a tuxedo.

To have interlifespan relations, one must believe in apparitions.

by Barney From The Mail Room January 29, 2010

Gbas gbos relationship

Another way to say you wanna to remain just friends but still get dirty under the sheets. Another way to say friend with benefits.

He is in a gbas gbos relationship with Daniella

by Trey titties December 27, 2019

Unofficial Relationship

When you do what people in a relationship would do but, You aren't dating yet.

Person 1- Are you two dating?

Person 2- It's kind of a Unofficial Relationship type deal..

by PattyB. January 23, 2016

Unofficial Relationship

When you do what people in a relationship would do but, You aren't dating yet.

Person 1- Are you two dating?

Person 2- It's kind of a Unofficial Relationship type deal..

by PattyB. January 23, 2016