spam poisoning

The awful upset stomach and related symptoms caused by consuming too much SPAM meat within a short period of time.

I had to skip class that morning due to SPAM poisoning from too much SPAM in my SPAM & eggs breakfast.

by tonyjones17 February 9, 2008

sonic poon

Multiple Queefs, one after another. At least 4 in a row are needed. Similar to a Sonic Boom, although if equal in loudness it's suggested the women seeks medical attention.

i) What the hell was that sound last night?

I reached Sonic Poon with some bar skank I picked up

by The Spike Returns March 10, 2009

Fish Poon

When a girl's vagina has an extremely foul and fish-like odor to it.

Dude! Why would you even think about fucking her !? She has MAJOR fish poon !

by Mike Mig December 9, 2008

pussy poisoned

When a woman pussywhips her boyfriend or husband to achieve what she wants and he foresakes his friends and manhood.

He was "pussy poisoned" and forgot who his friends are.

by EchoFree1 August 14, 2009

lazy poon

is a young rachael hagerpoon, who sleeps till noon,
and howls at the moon.

she has extremely holey pants, and feeds of of coffee and cigs.

she has an EXTREMELY large penis as well

titties!
lazy poon

by JOBYYY October 23, 2010

Lagoon Poon

Comparable to swamp ass, Lagoon Poon's potent force can instantly soften even the sturdiest of boners . Most common symptoms and signs of "lagoon poon" are a puffy irritation and vast swelling of vagina lips. When encountering hookers with wet, sticky pubic curls; chances are, she suffers from lagoon poon. The collection of pussy sweat often creates a twat slime similar to the texture of infant diarrhea and is often mistaken for grandmas famous meat loaf. Lagoon Poon is a category five cunt funk condition, and although many slam pigs can't help it, they sure can tame it with a simple baby wipe.

Jamarcus: "Bruh, look like dat bitch threw up in her lap my nigga. Slime be dripping through dem yoga pants my nigga"

Denzel: " True my nigga, dat sweaty box be a sure case of Lagoon Poon my nigga"

by dirtyernie92 July 17, 2014

dirty emmit poon

A gross,disgusting, but tasty emmit vagina that is known to devour humans whole.

-watch out for the dirty emitt!!!!!!!!!!!

by Nathan January 15, 2004