wrestler porn

The strategic placement of food in front of a wrestler. Looking at such items can make a wrestler lust for foods depicted in cooking magazines or television shows. Even in real life!

Attenuated Wrestler #1: Dude, I was watching the cooking channel last night, and I was all over that chocolate fudge cake!
Attenuated Wrestler #2: Not cool, man. That's like total wrestler porn.

Attenuated Wrestler #1: Whatever, man...hey, you want a celery stick?

by cookookachu February 1, 2010

violence porn

Graphic violence. An expression used to state that the display of graphic violence is no more ethical, socially acceptable or "healthy" than graphic sex.

IMO, The Passion of the Christ is yet another of Gibson's violence porns.

by DoloHall May 1, 2007

porn shakes

the feeling you get when you're trying to close like 10 windows really fucking quick but you can't because you're all tensed up in fear of getting caught spanking the monkey

i had the porn shakes last night when my mom got home early from work.

by snarkmcnutball January 31, 2008

preggo porn

Pornographic material depicting pregnant women performing sexual acts... or just squirting milk from their boobelas.

ah fuck, this preggo porn makes me thirsty for a milkshake.

by d.money February 10, 2004

porn party

a gathering of a bunch of friends getting together to watch and analyze and laught at porn together. it's considered gross/dirty/inappropriate to get horny at this kind of party unless everyone else does, and that's how a porn party could become an orgy

We got together for a porn party at Joe's to watch Bang Bros, but it was over when Dave started to get too into it.

by Kit824 March 13, 2009

CGI Porn

Movie genre first appearing in the 1980's where extensive or extravagant computer-generated imagery (CGI) results in a mainstream film that is akin to a sexually pornographic film, where the outline of the film consists of numerous sexual acts, tied together with a flimsy plot, often with comically bad segues. CGI porn, like sex porn is written knowing that the target audience does not care if there is a plot, as they are just waiting to masturbate during the next scene. Audience masturbation during CGI porn may or may not involve stroking of the penis, but is usually accompanied by similar vocalizations.

Can also refer to individual segments of feature films or shorts that were obviously written solely for the enjoyment of the CGI staff (aka CAD jockeys).

Tron (1982) and Last Starfighter (1984) were the earliest feature-length CGI films, but The Matrix is a much more definitive example of CGI Porn.

by salu1999 February 15, 2008

Porn Star

What you hear when the history channel is on and you aren't paying attention to the "Pawn Stars" commerical

Me: *washing dishes* Lalalala

TV: Up next is a whole new episode of Porn Stars

Me: WHAT? *excited*

TV: *shows pictures of the show*

Me: ......

TV: On this episode of Pawn stars

Me: Damn it

by Random perverted History lover February 20, 2011