Polish Top Hat

The act of using a latex or nitrile glove as a condom during intercourse, ejaculating inside of it, then placing it on top of another one's head. The end result making the victim somewhat resemble an angry rooster (said victim will probably chase you).

I gave my roommate a Polish Top Hat when I came back home seeing him passed out on the couch.

by Polish Top Hat November 2, 2012

polish brain tumor

Hemeroid or pimple on the anus

Johnny has so many Polish brain tumors that when he sits down they all pop.

by Smiles218 October 9, 2013

polish rocket

Doing a "farmer". Blowing snot by blocking one nostril with your thumb and blowing hard. Disgusting snot blowing usually done by rednecks, hillbillies and drunks.

My redneck neighbour was congested and drunk and put a nice Polish rocket into the garden, much to the chagrin of his wife and my wife.

by Kevlar177 April 17, 2014

Polish Plunger

A hand

Rod took Bill's polish plunger deep in his tight butt.

by Enword, Snowed-In January 12, 2017

kidney polisher

to burst another mans ass deeply

damn them boys on clapham comman are pure kidney polishers....thats deep

by john hitchmough February 4, 2007

Gem polisher

1. One who polishes the package of a human male by licking and sucking the sack and cock

2. A rank in Bejewled blitz on facebook

1. You're such a Gem polisher, i'm going home...

2. Congratulations you are now a Gem polisher!

by Thetruthisbehindjew October 27, 2010

reverse polish

the act or process by which a polish sausage of no less than 2 inches in diameter and 8 inches in length, made only of the finest smoked polish meats and wrapped in sheeps intestines is inserted into the rectum, and left for several days to ferment

she went the way of the reverse polish, That exam was like the reverse polish i did last week.

by ohnnyjrakesj January 10, 2012