Tadpole Puddle

Something you make your g/f or wife to sleep in after you perform a monumental ejeculation over her and miss.

Thus making a Tadpole Puddle on your bed.

You can sleep in the Tadpole Puddle this evening love.

by CameoWordUp February 1, 2007

poopie paddle

to have a bad day that requires you to move around in all the shit your taking.

Man I am having a bad day since I failed my final. thank god I brought my poopie paddle today.

by ac32 December 20, 2011

Cock Paddled

The female equivalent of being "Pussy Whipped."

Abandons her friends and makes excuses to be with her man.

Annette: OMG, STACY! You always leave me for him... you are so cock paddled.

Stacy: Like OMG, not even, we just have the flu again... and we have homework to do.

by pervyninja January 4, 2012

slave peddler

A pedicab driver you could physically take advantage of

Guy 1: Yo dude i need to borrow your slave peddler
Guy 2: No way we could be arrested
Guy 1: #tote that bitch anyway

by TyromeasaurusRightsMovement October 15, 2013

soggy paddle

A sweaty ballsack sagging and sticking to your leg.

Mid June in East Texas is soggy paddle primitive.

by Adam Shakira May 5, 2014

ignant puddle

A person who is a little bit proudly ignorant.

Those freshmen are such ignant puddles.

by 69 420 June 7, 2016

Bitch Poodle

When one tries to be the top during sex but ends up the bottom bitch instead

Look at that guy flirting with her. He's gonna be her Bitch Poodle when she's through with him

by Akuma Demon September 21, 2016