puffa

A gay man--one who is usually somewhat accepted or useful to straight and/or macho type guys…a dude that smokes or “puffs” on dick.

Also--puffah

“Dude, I was gettin all pissed off cuz that guy was dancin with my girl and shit. But then I realized he was just some fuckin puffa.”

“You know that kid is alright even if he is a puffah.”

“At first I was annoyed to see a puffa at my favorite local bar, but it’s actually kinda convenient—he dances with my chick and keeps her amused. I can hang out with my buddies, shoot some pool and shit and I don’t have to worry about her because that fuckin puffah ain’t interested in her.”

by FitzLovin' May 13, 2009

plurf

a wad of cum dripping from your philtrum

and/or

a chunk of feces secretly stored underneath your tongue for fun at parties.

Billie: Dude! are you hiding a plurf in your mouth?!
Chuck: -ppppluuurrrrfffff-

Dannie: Candassce, I think I accidentally gave you a plurf...

by Plurf all night October 24, 2006

Püff Puff

American musician who began writing and recording at age 14. In her teen years she released various solo, independent E.P.'s including, "It's A Batman Turner Christmas", "Early Four-Track Recordings", & "Infancy and the Sweetheart Despair". At 17 Püff played with the Milwaukee group Death Rattle Orchestra, (which Püff and brother Hupp Smith were songwriters) The band released a full length album titled "Dinosaurs Bridge Space and Time". In 2006 she began the group Püff Puff and the Receivers, whose releases include "The Atomic Bomb Broke My Fragile Heart" & 2008's "Come To Me Now".

"Püff Puff brakes my fragile heart"

"She sings like an old black blues singer"

by katieladdie January 17, 2010

puff

Puff: sl. n. (early-mid-19C) wind, breath. 2 (1920s+) life, esp. As in my puff, on my puff. (SE pff, to discharge a puff of air).

You never saw the like of it in all your born puff.
James Joyce, Ulysses, PICADOR, 1998, p. 329.

by Petyush March 27, 2005

Puff Pastry

The act of consuming dried flaky semen from the unwashed man in a boat of muffin tops

Last night I was having some Puff Pastry and it tasted like cottage cheese.

by Puff Pastry November 28, 2007

dick puffer

1. a person who puffs on the cock. a person with problems smokin the cock hardcore style.

2. your mother
3. you

1. hey nick j. wat are you doing? sorry man i gotta puff dick.

2. stop puffing my dick nick j.

by little shit talker October 5, 2004

cream puff

1. Usually a male, angry, alternative-right troll, that has no social life other than the internet. Often kicked out of social groups for making misogynistic or racial remarks. They act tough on line but in person are often very often wimpy and poorly endowed physically.

I just blocked another cream puff that was trolling my Facebook about yesterday.

by Teppes334 January 26, 2017