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record player

when your in the movies and a dumb bitch is not giving what you came for you slowly move her hand right on top of your penis and she will do the rest.if she moves her hand away just dont talk to her for awile she see whos boss.
yo broske, i was at the movies with my bitch and i pulled the record player, she movied her hand back so i slaped her.
by Chris Calandra May 13, 2005
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Genshin Impact Player

Oh no, that Genshin Impact Player is here.
by smattyLats July 13, 2022
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Female Hockey Player

The best type of female athlete in the world, of course. They are beautiful, healthy, and in shape. (:
by Hockey Addict January 9, 2009
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Pre-teen player

Fugly guys over the age of 25 who prey on younger innocent teenage girls for sex; since they are mentally weaker.
"dam that derrick; hes a fucking pre-teen playa!"
by K November 13, 2003
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windows greedia player

Rhyming Slang for Windows Media Player, which also highlights the fact that it is very greedy with all the memory it uses.
'Fucking Windows Greedia Player has crashed my computer, again!'
by Feelgoodbynumbers January 29, 2005
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Second tier player

Term used to describe any sportstar who is not in form or of top standard. These players have a weak following of numptys who no nothing of the certain sport and everything about erectile disfunctions. For example the man who says "No! Keiran Richardson is not a second tier player" is a) a knob jockey and b) has erectile disfunction.
Here is a list of second tier players; Jermaine Jenas (football/soccer), Stuart Abbott (Rugby Union), Darren Clarke (golf), Pedro de la Rosa (F1) and many more

Dwayne: "You know Dave, that charlton F.C. squad is just a load of Second tier players!"
Dave: "Yea, rarely have i seen a more Second tier team! It now only needs an average second tier player; Phil Neville"
by Jeffrey Douglas September 4, 2006
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The Player's Jerk

When a group of guys whack off at the same time to some kind of porno.
shit, jamaal you missed the players jerk last night. It was off da hook!
by Phat Pat October 13, 2003
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