Penis Bandit

A person who is obsess of the male genitals and likes to draw them everywhere.

"The penis bandit strikes again!"
"Did you hear that he's a penis bandit"
"Dude what's up with the penises! Are you a penis bandit?"

by Light and Dark Brigade October 3, 2007

penis pie

The favourite dish of SEPHlROTH

seffy loves the cock.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004

Penis Cordon Bleu

When one commits a "Penis Cordon Bleu", he has had sex with a very large girl. PCB got its name for the idea that when a man inserts his penis into a fat chick, it is warm, meaty, and cheesy inside.

Man, I was so drunk last night I committed a Penis Cordon Bleu when I banged that 200 lb chick in Tri-Delt.

by *Jazzy J* December 1, 2007

penis32

One of the loaders for the MSBlast virus.

"Okay, ma'am, do you see 'penis32' in the Processes list?"

by Seer-of-Shadows April 16, 2004

floppy horse penis

A simple form of greeting used between 2 men or a man to a woman. can also be used as an ice breaker.

1. man 1- good day sir
man 2- and a floppy horse penis to you too sir.

2. man- *grabs womans boob*
woman- and a flopppy horse penis to you too sir

3. so how about that floppy horse penis today?

by mattbrandyjay February 21, 2009

oh my penis

It is the same as "Oh my god!". Except it is less offensive to religious people. And it sounds better!

"Oh my Penis, we had an orgy last night?"

by krazieaznchicc June 8, 2007

Penis

something that has gotten a lot of men into trouble

by Anonymous November 8, 2003