Panda Shot

Getting drilled from the back by your wife.

I got panda shot by my wife twice last night.

by anonymous July 30, 2021

Panda

1. (Noun) A slang term for law enforcement officer/s. In reference to the infamous "Black and White" marked vehicles of the LAPD. A relatively obscure term that started in the West Coast that spread Southeast, towards the gulf coast states. Still used infrequently and sporadically in places like H-Town, The D, Atlanta, and even reports of its usage as far East as Miami and as far North in Chiraq.

2. (Noun) A white BMW X6 with full black tinted windows; looks like a "Panda". As referenced in Desiigner's song of the same name.

1. Karl: "Ay, lookin for some bud."
Sean: "Got you fam, have some primo loud right here."
(Sees police cruiser creep up the street)
Karl: "Yo, Panda"
Sean: "Shit nigga, I was finna pull out a whole zip. 'Preciate it."

2. "Damn, that Panda is fire. Wonder how much he paid for those tints?"

"I got broads in Atlanta
Twistin' dope, lean, and the Fanta
Credit cards and the scammers
Hittin' off licks in the bando
Black X6, Phantom
White X6 looks like a panda
Goin' out like I'm Montana
Hundred killers, hundred hammers" - Desiigner

by Kush Coma October 18, 2016

Vicious panda

That Panda is a Vicious Panda

Guy 1: Dont try to feed him he will bite your dick off.

Guy 2: Why would it do that ?

Guy 1: Its a Vicious Panda

by Tickle My Taint February 2, 2021

Pizza panda

A panda that tosses and turns pizzas. He is the ultimate pizza panda. The pizza panda is more emotionally expressive than the pizza bandit. The pizza panda grew up with a deceased father.

"Chad is the ultimate pizza panda. I heard that the pizza bandit grew up with a dead dad.

by anonymous October 4, 2025

Panda

An irreverent term used to describe a gay Middle Eastern man-bear who’s into Asian men.

My friend Charbs is into a cute Asian guy named Malc.

Charbs is such a Panda.

by PandaBearBearPanda January 24, 2020

Flying panda

Flying panda is a cool guy, he is a gay kid who deosnt have a life and needs mental help

(We love you flying panda, tell me if you want me to take this down)

I don’t want to be like flying panda

by Derp Waffles August 5, 2022

Panda Cub

Slang for Asian kids

Those panda cubs always be skipping class to smoke cigarettes

by Brigette Martin Mendoça April 16, 2020