paddy whiskey

The semen of an Irishman

"I've got a mouthful of Paddy Whiskey"

by Sunbabe July 28, 2007

Padawan

A Jedi apprentice, assigned to accompany a Jedi Knight while learning the ways of the Force. Similar to a journeyman in a feudal guild.

Anakin Skywalker became Obi-Wan Kenobi's Padawan learner, even though Obi-Wan had only just become a full Jedi Knight.

by Andy April 17, 2004

Paddle

a not at all gay punishment for any wrong doing or paddle rule breaking offences where the victim/paddlee gets their bare ass slapped with a shoe or trainer of the paddlers choice.
Air Force Ones particularly hurt.

Guy 1:"Ha, thats 10 - 0. Thats means i owe you a paddle, bro!"

Guy 2:"Ha, you just said "Bro" again so i owe you a paddle aswell."

Guy 1: "Shit."

by Sexy Ad The Pro Evolution Wizard June 1, 2004

Padadger

Padadger- is a random erection (boner) that can happen to males while they go through puberty and can happen at anytime, even at times without any sort of sexual implications. It can be used in situations to replace the words random boner. Using this word can make it easy, nearly non-embarrassing , and can be fun to use for conversations regarding the subject of the random erection.

Origin of Padadger- two soldiers sitting in a shop in Irag we'll say "R" and "Z". "R" and "Z" are talking amongst each other and one of the topics is the random erection. The conversation is changed shortly. "R" begins drawing randomly on a white out board. The result of this drawing was a horribly drawn face of a witch or cowboy. "R" turns his head and looks to "Z" and says "Look at what i drew". "Z" only half paying attention and half talking begins to look confused. "Z" looks at "R" and says "Padadger?" "R" repeats himself and adds on "Padadger thats about as random as a boner." The two individuals put two and two together and thus the word Padadger was born to mean the random boner.

"Man it never fails i always get called on in class to the board when I get a padadger."

"Hey, do you remember that time we went and ate with my family and you got a padadger in front of my grandma?"

by The Gen. and CSM -CE- January 26, 2010

Paden

A Paden is the most generous guy you could meet. He can have a tough look when you first meet him, but when you get to know him he is the biggest teddy bear. He puts everyone's needs before himself and there is never a time you are around hin and feel unsafe. He is protective and sweet. He has bright blue eyes and a smile that could light up a sky. His laugh is the cutest thing ever. You will never have a dull moment with him. He will never turn down a challenge unless it puts someone in harm. He is the best anything you could ask for ( friend, partner, brother, etc). Dont be so quick to judge him. Take the time to get to him and he will be the greatest gift you could ask for.

Did he just bet the waiter for a free cake?

Yep that's Paden for you ;)

by Pioneer101 December 16, 2018

Padmini

When a young woman has the soul of a shriveled, old lady.

Please stop being such a Padmini and come out to party tonight!

by mayanko May 30, 2019

Paddle

To take something, usually wood plastic or metal and beat a naughty lover on their bare ass

When Alice and joe were having sex he wanted her to moan more so he took a paddle out from the draw and lauded her face down on the bed he then grabbed her ass and lifted it up. He swung the paddle hard across her ass and she squealed. Then he anal fucked her whilst she moaned

by Hot stories January 10, 2021