pregret

knowing ahead of time ur gonna regret your decisions

david called me, i pregret what im going to do

by anonymous November 6, 2017

pregnant pillow

A mental pillow for pregnant lasses with back pain. Come home after a long day lumpin’ their hump around, straight into the clutches of the pregnant pillow to alleviate the stress caused by that touchy feely colleague in estates.

‘Fuckin’ Jerry tried to give me a massage again today, I can’t wait to get home to my pregnant pillow’

by Mr pregnant pillow December 1, 2017

pregnant

The best and worse experience of your life

Damn that mother fucking cute ass nigga got me pregnant!!!1

by 1232345544 November 30, 2017

Pregonaise

The white substance that leaves the vagina when a woman is pregnant.

Oh no I’m having an outburst of pregonaise

by Pregtanentlady75 December 6, 2017

prego in the vagego

You've heard of "lego my eggo",but now you have "prego in the vagego". The meaning, as stated by a girl at General mclane high school, it is to be impregnated by a male genitalia into the women's genitalia creating a baby, this making the women pregnant.

I think I just became prego in the vagego.

by Preggyvagy April 23, 2018

Pregurt

That weird liquidy shit when you open your yogurt cup.

Dude#1: dude, wtf is this pre-cum shit at the top of my yogurt cup

Dude#2: That's Pregurt, Just stir it in bro.

by CutiePrincess69 January 13, 2018

Pregnancy

A terrible STD. Thankfully there is a cure to it called an abortion. Here's another reason of why to never have sex without a contraceptive.

Person : I'm pregnant!
Partner : OH DEAR GOD NO! NOT PREGNANCY! NOOOOOOOOO!

by IdonwansetworldonfireWaitIdo May 25, 2018