Pole position

When you're playing with your phone while driving and you position yourself with a pole and smash into it

Paul was driving his truck playing with his phone not paying attention put himself in a pole position and smashed into it

by Dirtye49 April 19, 2018

e-posit

When you deposit a check to your bank account using an online app. Past tense is "e-posited".

Yeah, I'm almost ready to go to lunch, just let me e-posit this check and then we can leave.

by luvmyreddog February 8, 2018

Desk Poisoning

The type of poisoning you get when you eat an excessive amount of desks

"Hey dude, don't eat all those desks, you'll get desk poisoning"

by Tasty Boi 69 June 5, 2019

Nun Position

A sex positions that giraffes made up

Giraffe: Lets fuck and do the nun position
Kenan: Hell yeah!

by UrbanNbaWriter April 27, 2021

Prosciutto poisoning

When you allow someone the pleasure of watching your dog only to come back to said dog throwing up and on her death 💀 bed! Unable to eat drink or even play ball. All but lost.

Hey Torinni I just got back from the vet, looks like LeèLou has prosciutto poisoning. Care to explain?!

by Silky_13 June 24, 2021

Drinking poisoned water

To be a politician, corrupt to the core, simply because you live in the swamp and don't know any better.

Nancy Pelosi is drinking poisoned water, has been, actually, her entire life. She is so corrupt she isn't interested in anything but her own advancement.

by Sexydimma January 18, 2022

X-factor position

When a male enter the female from the missionary position, then the male slides his chest and legs off her body so that the males pelvis is in the same location but your limbs form an “X” with the females legs.

Last night me and my girl had a blast,if it wasn't for the X-factor position she wouldn't have felt more of your body in motion.

by Da Freaky King May 21, 2017