wood life

to walk around with no pants to expose your penis (woodie)

Ever since Jacob went to that bar, he's been living that wood life.

by nigga22190 December 12, 2013

Scott Wood

Used to describe someone who messes up so fucking comedically bad and stupidly, that it almost seems like it will all be ok at the end of the sitcom episode.

Man, Johnny just Scott Wood’ed so bad how did are boss not fire him

by SpookyDookie64 October 6, 2022

Dusk Wood

The boner you get between 12am and 5am that you can't exactly term "Morning Wood"

"I got Dusk Wood after midnight."

"Dusk Wood, not Morning Wood."

by MythicalMews January 25, 2021

BETHANY WOODS

A common slag, a fish ridden market a Braintree youth.

Don't be a bethany Woods

by Hobohobo May 24, 2020

Weston wood

The fucking shit, definition of bad ass, never a guy to back down from a fight

Weston wood is the pinnacle of manliness

by The god of pu$$y July 10, 2022

graining on wood

Ride the dick

We be all night graining on wood.

by Drunkinlove June 27, 2014

Wood stomping

The act of stomping on someone's freshly squeezed shitlog

William, did you hear? World renowned scat artist Steamy Stacks released a new porno called "Wood Stomping".

by b_ranson May 3, 2020