Office

Jim: Question:What kind of bear is best?
Dwight:Thats a ridiculous question.
Jim:False.Black bear
Dwight:Thats debatable.There are basically two schools of thought.
Jim: Fact:Bears eat beets.
Jim:Bears.Beets.Battlestar Galactica
Dwight:Bears do not-What is going on? What are you doing?
Jim to the audience:Last week I was in a drugstore and I saw these glasses. Uh.Four dollars.And it only cost me seven dollars to recreate the rest of the ensemble,and thats a grand total of... eleven dollars
Dwight:You know what?Imitation is the most sincere form of flattery,so I thank you.
Dwight:IDENTITY THEFT IS NOT A JOKE, JIM!
Dwight:MILLIONS OF FAMILIES SUFFER EVERY YEAR!
Jim:MICHAEL!
Dwight:Oh,thats funny.MICHAEL!

Office:Office is big funny with big jokes

by SansUndertale.com.69 June 19, 2020

Officer D

"Officer D" is short for "Officer Dickhead". Commonly used by punks, skaters, and other "fuzz haters", for a cop being an ass.

Officer D. has been seen in a few things, including the THPS serise (Tony Hawk Pro Skater), one even having a unlockable character named Officer D. The same officer can be seen in Tampa of THUG.

"Oh look, its officer D."

by Kamoku December 5, 2007

drill officer

an officer, usually an nco, that shows the recently enlisted, the rules and drills.

drill officer: yall guys let us show you the final drill
enlisted bro: ok what is it
drill officer: gas drill.

by mrbeast539275 October 20, 2025

The office of the Former President

The Office of the Former President (N) Noun :Location:
On January 25th, 2021, Former President Donald Trump opened an “Office of the Former President” The Office will be responsible for managing Mr. Trump’s correspondence, public statements, appearances, and official activities to advance his "America first" agenda of the Trump Administration through advocacy, organizing, and public activism.

This official office is acknowledged by over 70 million americans as a beacon of light in a dark world.

Before Donald Trump there was no Office of the president Elect, or The office of the Former President, this is because Donald Trump is a creator. He creates, Jobs, Prosperity, Hope, Opportunity zones, freedom, stronger military , american greatness!

by BDHN January 26, 2021

Production office

The bricks and mortar command central nerve center while a movie is in production. Production offices are nothing fancy. Think of a political campaign office and you're in the ballpark. Think of gunmetal grey desks folding chairs laptops aplenty and numerous pa's (production assistants) going on perpetual coffee donuts and deli runs the redolent aroma of stale pizza and flop sweat hanging in the air.

Our. Production office was in a sketchy part of town but at least there was a good deli around the corner!

by 4realazitgits April 14, 2021

Pilot officer

An organizational arrowhead, or the head of an organization, one who leads just like pilot leads in an airplane, pilots and directs the direction of an airplane

Kelechi, is the pilot officer of the organization where he works

by Kelechi A John October 24, 2025

Office Headphone Syndrome

When many colleagues in the office wear headphones almost constantly, appearing busy and unavailable for collaboration.

My team at work has office headphone syndrome. We work in the same room and supposed to collaborate with each other, but many people wear headphones almost constantly while working on the computer and appear busy and inaccessible. It's awkward to constantly ask them to take off their headphones, so they're effectively absent, as if they're working remotely.

by Kentich January 4, 2024