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Money Stick

A male organ, often below average in size, with the sole purpose of compelling its owner to submit financially to unobtainable women.
I sent him a picture to make his money stick hard so he would pay for my lunch
by Mister Big Boy December 10, 2021
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stretching money

Wasting money that you don't have.

Making it seem you are rich, but in reality you don't have much moeny
Yo Foolytoad, stop stretching money fool. We know your ass is broke.
by JesterNorth July 23, 2017
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draw money

Hey, Esther, did you draw money today? We must pay our rent!
by Tanya Singh February 25, 2019
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On the money, honey!!!!!!!!!

This phrase must only be said by middle-aged gingers who knows math and wears glasses.
Student: 1+1 = 2
Ginger: On the money, honey!!!!!!!!!
*A fat man proceeds to crawl out of the ginger's mouth and will attempt to crawl into yours.*
by TheUrbanManWithTheDans October 9, 2019
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FY money

"Fuck you" money, a back-up source of living expenses for situations when main revenue dries up, especially because of social reasons like Youtube demonetizing the whole channel.
Put aside some FY money to be able to remain objective and walk out if an employer forces a bad deal.
by Axelsword September 7, 2019
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Cum Money

money earned through sexual acts or pornography
Guy: Imagine how rich that pornstar must be!
Girl: Yeah but I’d rather be rich with an actual job instead of cum money
by cold dude June 11, 2021
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Princess Money

The money that your wife or girlfriend makes from her well-paying job, that she does not contribute to the household, and by not contributing forces you, the husband or boyfriend, to pay all bills.
How is Jim so broke all the item don't he and his wife both make really good money? Yeah but Jim's wife sticks him with all the bills, so he never has any. Oh right she got her princess money, but Jim's the one who has to pay.
by hel112570 August 12, 2015
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