Scott’s Office

A more profane description of a public bathroom, toilet, or port o potty. Synonymous to “shitter”
Be right back, I’m going to Scott’s Office.”, “I’m going to take care of some business in Scott’s Office”, “Can’t find Alex? Did you check Scott’s Office?”
by Hatefile February 16, 2024
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office vulture

Office members who wait for a meeting, luncheon, etc, to end so they can swarm the leftover food.
Anne’s desk is in prime seating for being an office vulture. She initiates an email to our alias when the luncheon is over and we snag all of the three hour old leftover pizza.
by parkca01 July 08, 2010
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officer cockblock

primarily somebody who prevents you from displaying Public Displays of Affection or engaging in sexual contact with another person.

Example 1) At school- the volunteer parents or staff who go around the campus making sure couples do not have intimacy moments

Example 2) In public- somebody who tells you and the other person to go make out somewhere else or “get a room!”
> be me
> be the parent volunteer who walks around school making sure people are decently behaving
> suddenly see 2 young lovers holding hands in the lunch line
>to prevent any further indecent behavior I yell “Hey you two, too much skin-to-skin contact!”
> the rebellious male Teenager yells at me “fuck off, officer cockblock!

> I get my taser gun and shock the living shit out of the little prick
by Thot$layer539 January 15, 2018
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The Office

best mo foking show y'all ever see this show was the first show to ever make me cry it made me a not very sensitive person cry like 5 times, how have u not foking it. I fight watching the office but I always do I saw it first 1 year ago now i have seen it 9 times wow, if u haven't seen it
the office is the best show ever
by The Incredible Mr.Fox August 31, 2020
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The Office

"Lets for for the Office"
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The Office

The Office is an American TV Show first airing on March 24, 2005 and ending on May 16, 2013. Actors for the show include, Steve Carell, John Krasinski, Rainn Wilson, Creed Bratton, Jenna Fischer, and others. Writers for the show include Mindy Kaling, Michael Schur, Greg Daniels, Ricky Gervais, Ryan Koh, Daniel Chun, Lee Eisenberg, and Gene Stupnitsky. The main character is named Michael Scott (Steve Carell) and he is the Regional Manager of Dunder Mifflin Paper Company. Others working in the Scranton, Pennsylvania branch include, Dwight Schrute (Rainn Wilson), Jim Halpert (John Krasinski), Pam Beesly (Jenna Fischer), Kelly Kapoor (Mindy Kaling), Kevin Malone (Brain Baumgartner), Angela Martin (Angela Kinsey), Creed Bratton as himself, and other workers in the Scranton branch.
"I'm watching The Office!"

"This isn't 2006, though!"
by saturn_ January 13, 2021
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The Office

The worst and absolute death of TV. Anyone who likes the office must be called Ernie and has no life. The Office makes me wanna die.
That dude watches the office and that's just embarrassing.
by Ernie Hater June 14, 2021
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