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Person 12

The person that never existed and never will
Person 1: hey why are there like, only 6 people who exist?
Person 2: i dunno
Person 12: *doesnt exist*
by Microwaves7143 August 20, 2021
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Band Person

If Its a person...

-takes home their instrument to "practice" and comes to band practice and being shook and thinking about death when noticing that they didn't "practice".
- with a trumpet, is a person that is very cocky and obnoxious.

-that plays flute, they are highly depressed cause they can't hear themselves. And people calling them "tooty toot players"
-with a clarinet, is a clumsy person always dropping their reeds and always squeekin squeekin
- with a saxophone is just a car making traffic with their kind during class.

- with a trombone, they just love hitting people in the head and they sound like passing cars that are loud.

-with a Baritone just think they are a mini tuba.
- with a bari sax is just a Spongebob alarm clock.
- that plays drums, just bang bang and make fun of the people who need to breathe to play
Normal Person: I forgot to do homework! Can I copy yours???
Band Person: I didn't do it. I was busy practicing. (Actually did it)

min later in band

Band Person: *comes in*
Band Director: *looks*
Band Person 0-0 *walks out* nope.

another ex.

Flute: *practices scale*
Trumpet: *plays loud next to them*
Flute: CAN YOU NOT I CANT HEAR MYSELF!!
Trumpet: Even if I wasn't here you still wouldn't hear yourself
Flute: SIR!!!
Band Director: DON'T INTERRUPT ME IN MY ANIME EPISODE
by a tooty toot player February 7, 2020
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Person i

A imaginary person in the Urban Dictionary universe that can be reached by adding yourself in the 𝒚=√-𝒙 or multiplying yourself by i(√-1).

that way you can go into the imaginary part of the universe and meet them (partly Alan Becker reference lol).
Person i: I am the true forgotten one, but one day...

...I'll return to end this once and for all...
by Brocseespec August 8, 2023
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Personal Freak

A person who 'willingly' behave like a slave to the other person their having sex with. These type of person most time have to pay the other sex partner for sexual pleasures and fantasties that he or she is obsessed with.
Grey is Anastasia's personal freak. He pays her just to sit on his face, and she likes it.
by Wayne Watts December 24, 2018
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Wrong person

Who the fuck are you to be "the wrong person?" You aren't shit. Your kids aren't shit. Go fuck yourselves.
Hym "You need to humble yourself with all that wrong person shit. You aren't the wrong person for anything. Go fuck yourself."
by Hym Iam April 4, 2023
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Crazilized Person

A person who is crazy but can control their psychotic attitude and pretend to be civilized.
It's almost impossible to spot the difference between a crazy and a norm, the only difference is when their alone, they are a demon lurking in the shadow
Person 1:Omg you won't believe what I just saw
Person 2: what?!?
Person 1: I just saw person 3 kill a cat!
Person 2:Omg! He's not that crazy! He's never acted out of the sort before
Person q: He can't be.....a Crazilized person!
by DarkDaysyt January 20, 2019
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Lavender Person

A Lavender Person who is quiet and very shy when you first meet them, but as they warm up to you, they’re the sweetest person you’ve ever known. You can talk to this person for hours upon hours each day without getting bored or tired. You can tell this person absolutely anything, and they’re someone who you can’t live without.
“Man, that girl is so lucky to have a Lavender Person as her best friend.”
by Fern The Zest Fest July 27, 2023
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