Silent but deadly fap

A gap in which you have to silently masterbation while in the same room as someone else without getting caught

Person A "hey what were you up to last night?"
Person B "I was doing the silent but deadly fap challenge, how about you?"

by Wanna date? November 10, 2019

Fap Face

The scrunched up face a guy makes as he faps and edges closer to climax.

I dunno what you're doing in your car dude, but you have fap face.

by dj_nafi May 29, 2017

Narrative Fapping

When a person can only masturbate to a piece of media if it has a clear narrative/story line.

Man I can't jack off to this piece of hentai. Wait a minute it has a story line!!! time to start narrative fapping.

by ZepherFish March 8, 2024

Unexpected Fap

When something is presented for non-sexual purposes but turns out to be sexy.

Check out this video of a lady talking about bees.
Unexpected fap.

by Murzon December 8, 2022

Fapped

Somebody masturbated,

My Girlfriend jacked me off. That was how I fapped

by DragonLion February 17, 2020

Fap Chow

A form of oral which involves eating it but not really and also beating your own...
Maybe with your cousin

I fap chowed my cousin

by Sloppy Dave Bob August 3, 2022

fap nail

When you try to take a nap but can't get to sleep so you masturbate instead.

Fail to Nap so Fap

I couldn't get to sleep so I had a fap nail

by mohawk on a motard August 3, 2016