morphkin

someone who spends most of the day on a computer and looking like they havn't seen the sun in 5 years (due to excessive computer gaming) and acts as though he has as many friends in the real world as he does in his cyber world. Has an abnormally small head for his bodysize and arthritic hands from a strange fetish with rubix cubes.

wow that dudes such a morphkin

by classicdude May 5, 2011

murphs gay

meaning adam murphy is the gayest batty boy in d hole of notts city, to call sum1 murphs gay would b an insult to them enuf to make dem cry.

u twat

shut up cuz muphs gay

that was harsh

by MC JAMSY April 20, 2004

murphey lee

a hot sexy young thundercar who i would roll wit

by B06 November 3, 2003

murphygirl

A tall, hot, blond woman with LPSBH hair.

Paris Hilton is a murphygirl.

by NYC Greek March 24, 2008

Shane Murphy

Doing a 'Shane Murphy'- Being inappropriate and awkward in social situations especially when involving women, working as a member of a team or constructively criticizing.

Shane Murphy phobia- Intense fear of finishing portions of food.

the Shane Murphy subway spesh- 6inch hearty Italian ham and cheese not toasted no salad.

Subway, Meetings, Committees, Council. Shane Murphy.

by Snubbed in Union Council September 2, 2012

Murphy's Law

the law in nature that makes the B's prone to seeing Ken everywhere we go. Ken is everywhere and we always run into him at horrible times. B usually runs away screaming "MURPHYS LAW!!"

-aka- Ken's Law

after a long hard workout, who do we see?? but ken walking to his sweet car

-Murphy's Law

by Bitch December 7, 2004

murphy's law

the worst always occurs at the most inopportune time

I got in a car wreck and just like murphy's law said I also lost my job.

by Anonymous September 4, 2003