by scrags2012 February 22, 2016
Dude, see that guy over there lifting weights he's a total Chunk Muffin, if you pinched him he'd start crying.
by Kuk March 27, 2008
by tedkord March 25, 2004
A unique term for smoking something of legit yet legal substance the wrong way so that the 'high' is more of a pshchological effect.
by MuffinSmokers101 May 08, 2010
by zeus2008 January 27, 2008
When your mom comes home when your cooking muffins for summer fun and you may be a jew but you can still have fun so you go ahead and throw yourself out there only to fuck a space time continuum and get 1900d freedom fucked off of rust bc your mom hates your Lil jew ass hole because you are fucking petunia slut who only worships the demons of celzar because you can only drink powerade because your mom is stuck in the great depression and can only afford a watered down Gatorade because the oppression of society is weighing her down and she can't even swim under the sea with a mermaid and a crab because her family hates her because who has hermit crabs you fucking racist piece of dick queso lookin ass I bet you kiss nobody with that mouth you imbread computer mouse.
Your such a jewberry muffin
by Dank Boi 69 February 22, 2016
its a creature that is half muffin half dog most likley as a cartoon character, not real
it is the size of a pug, and to get around it hopps around and it eats coockies
it is the size of a pug, and to get around it hopps around and it eats coockies
muffin pup: W00F W00F W00F W00F W00F
by jonaa1j38dl3 August 26, 2009