flossing the muffin

When a thong is showing on someone with a muffin top

that thong is totally flossing the muffin

by toiletcake March 16, 2009

muffin smash

To force your vagina on someone's face.

"dude, we were just hanging out and the next thing I know I got muffin smashed. "

by High5yourcat November 3, 2015

Stud Muffin

A highly sexual well endowed Man Stud, who has LOVE Handles Muffin Top at the waistline.

My new boyfriend is Stud Muffin!

by Truthageddon September 8, 2015

Mouthy Muffin

A fat 30 something woman with a flat face who lectures high value men for not being married to other 30 somethings with a notch count of 100+ men. Is a feminist, often found attending weddings of her mates who have cuckolded weak men. Gives her fat simp cousin hand jobs at the back of the Home and tells him he has a full head of hair. Arranges marriages and regularly cuckolds her husband gyrating her fat hole on the dance floor of the Home while he watches from the bar.

Got confronted by the Mouthy Muffin on Saturday night. Told me I need to be married

by Fat J 80s February 3, 2023

scroad muffin

A dirty, smelly, scum bag person.

John hasn't showered in three days; what a fucking scroad muffin!

by scrags2012 September 4, 2016

Rib Muffins

Breasts, titties, boobs.

Did you see the rib muffins on that whore??!!

by tedkord March 25, 2004

Muffin Pup

its a creature that is half muffin half dog most likley as a cartoon character, not real
it is the size of a pug, and to get around it hopps around and it eats coockies

muffin pup: W00F W00F W00F W00F W00F

by jonaa1j38dl3 August 26, 2009