A New Jersey slang expression for beating the hell out of someone with a baseball bat. Also known as a Jersey massage or a Louisville Slugger beatdown.
That asshole Tony's been hitting on my girlfriend again. A hardcore body massage, and a month in intensive care, should give him something else to think about.
by Led Zeppole March 10, 2004
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Bob was craving a MC Massacre, so we walked down to Mc Donald's and ordered 2 big Macs a piece so we each could create a "MC Massacre"!
Bob was craving a MC Massacre, so we walked down to Mc Donald's and ordered 2 big Macs a piece so we each could create a "MC Massacre"!
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3. The Mets/ Red Sox World Series
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