Moose

A retarded animal also known as a Houge, it loves to try catching fish with its eye's closed, sending snapchats of its best friend coor's because no one else will hangout with it, it also majored in finger painting and sucking dick.

One time I thought I saw a Moose, but it was really a large child with down syndrome.

by HougeHouge March 3, 2017

Moosed

Gaining a lot of views

He is getting moosed.

by P-Station November 19, 2017

Moose Knuckle

Word used to warn workers that safety supervisor is on site.

“Moose knuckle, put your safety glasses back on.”

by Freckz December 9, 2020

Moose Piledriver

Numbing the upper extremadies of a voluntary significant other with Novacane (or drug of choice), the wrapping your silly willy with moose jerky and proceeding to piledrive that thang into next week. The drug usage is only meant to make it more comfortable and is completely optional if you are a savage. When climaxing, typically the male and female match tonal frequencies in the celebratory imitation of a moose climax. First attempted by the WWE wrestler "Moose" who was both an expert at piledriving, and being a Moose.

Person 1: "Have you heard of this thing called the Moose piledriver?"

Person 2: "Yeah dude, I heard that's what gay people do"

Person 1: "Don't be a fucking homophobe, Tom, Jesus. If a man wants to wrap his dick in Moose jerky and shove it in his partner, HE CAN DO THAT OKAY, IT'S 2017, MAN."

Person 2: "I wasn't being homophobic it was just a joke, Brad."

Person 1: "Yeah, well I did a Moose Piledriver last week with my girlfriend so that proves it's not just 'a thing gay people do'."

Person 2: "Yeah, but it's still fucking weird. You're disgusting"

Person 1: "It's 2017 Tom, get hip."

by 69 Moose Pile Drive June 16, 2017

I'm a Moose

I don't mind. Casual way of suggesting one's uncaring thoughts on a matter.

"Hey dude what do you wanna do later?"
"I don't know man, I'm a Moose."

by Higgs66 February 8, 2017

Moose

Large antlered animal native to North America. Plural form is Meese

"Nice one moose you got there"

"Yeh you shouldve been at the farm there were tons of Meese!"

by BigSid December 7, 2009

Terrence moose lips

Terrence was summoned by Lillie, laetitia, grace and Ariadna during English as they performed an exorcism. He is the love child of all four. Terrence is a fun loving big guy who brings joy to the party! Terrence listens well and is always there for help

Wow Terrence moose lips has four parents

by Dumbdumbanddumber February 10, 2019