mite bit

A phrase, usually used for irony, to depict something small.

Don't you think over nine thousand is a mite bit over the top?

by Blast October 30, 2007

Mitchi

The best person in the world. Loving and amazing.

Also tells great jokes.

"Do you know Mitchi?"
"Oh yeah, they're awesome af!"

by BluepatchTheDog May 23, 2018

Mithil

The rarest name and the person with unique abilities. No one hated him and he is the chill guy.

Yo you heard of Mithil, he is so damn cool!

by methyl_my24 November 22, 2021

MITch

Term used to describe a female MIT student, most often of the bad variety. MITches are not only sexy, but they are smart and sexy. MITches are known for their spontaneity, love of food, and excellent taste in men and music. Upon meeting a MITch, you will proceed to feel an instant connection, and all of your other college choices will cease to be relevant. MITches are the epitome of “Work hard, play hard.” They are unbelievably smart and talented in whatever they do, while remaining grounded. If you date a MITch, consider yourself a lucky person in society. MITches don’t necessarily have to go to MIT either; if you meet a girl who is both truly smart and truly sexy, you have come across a MITch or a derivative of one. All in all, MITches know how to get it done and how to have a good time.

Janna: Dude why the fuck would you choose MIT over Stanford? What’s your problem?
Eni: I love bad MITches that’s my fucking problem!

Guy 1: Dude I met the hottest chick last night, she blew my... mind away with her knowledge of astrophysics and math.
Lucas: Should have gotten her autograph, you just ran into a MITch.

by eniwaffles April 23, 2014

Kitty Mittens

Customary in China, you dip your testicles in milk, put them in a hole cut in a shoe box. In said box there is a live, tiny kitten with little mittens over their declawed paws. This precious feline will then play with and lick your sack and love you long time.

My wife just loves Precious, her new baby Saimese kitten. Little does she know that I played kitty mittens with her for about an hour last night.

by Donkeyboy32 October 17, 2008

Mitt Romney

A businessman that should know that many of the job losses in 2009 have been announced when Bush was in power and therefore unemployment dropped under President Obama contrary to the constant spin by the GOP who are desperate in the final days, because Romney's campaign is going southwards since the "binders for womens gaffe" in the second debate and his disastrous performance on the third debate which was even worst than Obama's first debate. His poor performance during Hurricane Sandy, comments made by an Indiana GOP Senate Candidate about pregnancy and other nonsense from other GOP celebrities such as Rudy Guiliani won't help

Mitt Romney flip-flops daily on all issues

by Cre47 November 3, 2012

mits

abbreviation for Man Tits

Dude was wearing a shrink to fit that emphasized his mits.

by Anisa Cameron June 22, 2004