An individual who does precise guess-work based on unreliable data provided by those of questionable knowledge.
by LuckyCloudz October 3, 2025
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DIY Content Creator: perfectly rebuilds and assembles a pair of cylinder head from start to finish.
Keyboard mechanic (who probably works at starbucks): "DUDE, YOU FUCKED THOSE HEADS UP SO BAD. YOU SHOULD HAVE JUST BOUGHT NEW ONES. YOU'RE A SHITTY MECHANIC. YOU DIDNT EVEN PUT GOLF BALL DIMPLES IN IT."
*then proceeds to go watch "the view" under a blankie on his couch*
Keyboard mechanic (who probably works at starbucks): "DUDE, YOU FUCKED THOSE HEADS UP SO BAD. YOU SHOULD HAVE JUST BOUGHT NEW ONES. YOU'RE A SHITTY MECHANIC. YOU DIDNT EVEN PUT GOLF BALL DIMPLES IN IT."
*then proceeds to go watch "the view" under a blankie on his couch*
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A person who has no formal training in automobile mechanics and has learned from hands on experience. Usually in the backyard or in the garage. carries his tools in an old milk crate, usually because they have no toolbox. Milk Crate Mechanics are usually very knowledgeable and are some of the best mechanics.
by Underground Hippie October 31, 2014
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The penis will seem to be a completely different size.
The penis will seem to be a completely different size.
Josh tried to explain Quantum Dick Mechanics to me the other day. Apparently it's all about perspective.
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