Morning glory

Noun
Common in all men.
When you wake up with an erected penis for no specific reason at all

I really need my morning pee, but it's so hard to aim with my morning glory !

by Legen- wait for it- DARY July 10, 2017

meaningless stuff

Sex without meaning

We should have meaningless stuff later

by Humanbeingsunite August 20, 2017

Morning wood

When you wake up in the morning and have a boner

Man I got some morning wood

by Bacon62812 November 26, 2017

meaningless sex

casual sex

ex: i met this chick last night and we had some great meaningless sex with her

by milleer9 March 6, 2018

Morning

it means: morning, hello, fuck you, damn, shit, omg, night, evening, afternoon,

whatever you want it to be,

it's a morning world.

Person 1: Hi
Person 2: Morning la
Person 1: Dad is coming!!
Person 2: Oh Morning!
Person 1: Have you finished your homework?
Person 2: Morning la

by rocketboiiiiiiii August 5, 2019

lemon meringue

When a guy blows his load in a girls mouth and follows it with a stream of urine.

"I drank so much last night, then totally lemon meringued that girl."

by Daniel cumtongue Nelson March 24, 2009

Good Morning and God Bless

Drinking coffee and eating breakfast whilst having a shit on the toilet, usually in a communal or social situation.

Ethan: "I just had a good morning and God bless."
Hila: "What?"

by Dhik Hedd May 22, 2018