MaterBating

When you fall off your Lightning Mcqueen bed during sex.

Jack: I fell off my bed while I was fucking my girl
Joe: That wasn't regular sex, that was MaterBating

by Dumbfuck supreme September 2, 2023

Mateski

A phrase which mashes up the words "mate" and "broski" to create an informal greeting. It can be used as a replacement for "homie", "brother", etc.

Wafi from the discord server "Carti Hub" is known for creating this word, the word is very popular among underground rapper fans on discord.

Person 1: What up mateski?
Person 2: Nothing new, I'm just chilling

by thesigmarizzler July 24, 2024

materialistic manlet

A deleteriously diminutive, overcompensating and money-grubbing manlet boy who futilely seeks to overcome his devastatingly desolating manletism by imprudently purchasing expensive goods such as gold-plated high heels and jewel-encrusted step stools. The puny materialistic manlet can often be detected as he effeminately prances around in upscale boutiques, accompanied by his giggling and squabbling clique of preposterously petite, pint-sized materialistic manlet girlfriends. Here the seriously stunted silly sissy manlets put on tiny, little fashion shows by daintily skipping along a catwalk consisting of an empty shoe box as the delusional runway manlets delightedly display their prospective new short shorts, summer dresses and high heels while the surrounding fawning manlet fairies shower them with rose petals and girlishly sip strawberry margaritas out of pink ampoules.

Manmore 1: Lol, look at that garishly dressed materialistic manlet prancing around wearing his new mink coat and gold-plated high heels! Manmore 2: At least it only cost one poor minklet his life to make that microscopic manlet's lilliputian, little coatlet. Manmore 1: Hahahahaha!

by ManletDepreciator August 29, 2024

maternal twins

when theyre twins but they have different dads

tom: yo cheryl had maternal twins
jerry: what’s that?
tom: cheryl fucked 2 different dudes back to back. both came in her and 2 eggs got fertilized. they’re twins with different dads, so they’re maternal twins

by pinkfag October 1, 2023

Mateusz kokot

Beautiful young man

Mateusz kokot damn he’s leng

by Amo3456 October 12, 2023

Materialscientist

Yet another loud and pointless wikinazi from English Wikipedia. Known to slander users for no reason at all. Known to whitewash other wikinazis.

- I know Materialscientist - said no one.
- I trust Materialscientist - said no one.
- Materialscientist is cool - said no one.

by Barkingdog January 17, 2024

Materialscientist

Yet another insane wikinazi from English Wikipedia. Known to slander users for no reason at all and whitewash themself as white knight.

I know Materialscientist - said no one.
I trust Materialscientist - said no one
Materialscientist is a cool guy - said no one.

by Barkingdog January 25, 2024