Ladies Muff Pistol

A pistol to be hidden in one's vagina

Is that a ladies muff pistol or do you have an erection?

by Genitalia Armorer November 9, 2010

daggy muff nuggets

Little bits of toilet paper left in th eanus

"Ryan had some mad daggy muff nuggets

by Greta Elizabeth November 17, 2006

anal muff mole

Anal muff moles can usually be found amongst the unkempt pubic foliage of vagrants’ anal nether regions. They are smaller than the common mole and their diet consists almost entirely of dingleberries and trouser turf.

'When we turned the body of the tramp over, seven 'anal muff moles' came scurrying out of his trousers.'

by mtotheo February 1, 2005

fairbanks muff heater

when a person survives the cold of Alaska by going balls deep in the muff of an obese eskimo. usually done by ft. wainwright infantrymen desperate to get laid. due to an over-abundance of these eskimos, it is a fairly common practice.

"do you know where pvt. smitty "
"last time we seen him, he was leaving KJs to get a fairbanks muff heater"

by blueballsandstickyfingers September 20, 2017

Muff Cabbage

Muff cabbage- another word for a womens private parts. aka their vertical smile aka their snatch aka. vigina

this was used in south parks jersey shore episode

your garbage, your a muff cabbage or you smell like a muff cabbage

by crazyace October 19, 2010

Muff rider

A male person, with a large head of hair, much like and afro.

Jesus, Jeremy should get his muff cut. Honestly, he's such a muff rider.

by Zack Weaver June 10, 2007

lovely blooded muff

A variation of "Lovely Stuff" which was coined by Jules Berry of worldpay fame.

"Out tonight hero?"
"Yeah its gonna be lovely blooded muff mate"

by TimmyMagic November 28, 2006