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meat-sampler

1. A "loose" female who has become involved, sexually, with a number of male mates. Plainly, she enjoys a variety of man-meats.

2. A homosexual male who behaves in a similar manner to the aforementioned female.
Wow! Did you see Mac trying to get on all of those dudes? He's such a meat-sampler! We should call him "Meat-Samplin' Mac!"
by Saibot-Socks December 29, 2007
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matok

Matok is a dwarf hunter on World of Warcraft on the realm Gorgonnash. His alt has the very clever name of Matokk. His IRL brother is the druid everyone knows and loves, Journ. Matok and Journ 2v2 together and buttsexeachother.
Matok are an dorf huntard de Gorgotrash. His alt has the very clever name of Matokk. His IRL brother is the druid everyone knows and loves, Journ. Matok and Journ 2v2 together and buttsexeachother.
by Jason Roger April 2, 2008
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Meadowdale

A Highly WHITE populated school in Lynnwood WA(not DC). Known for having money and being good at sports and having the best principal(cote) and teachers.
GhettoKid: Do you go to meadowdale?

RichGirl: OMG like how did you know?

GhettoKid: Thought so -___-
by Crakalakin October 21, 2010
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Meat Glove

Have you seen Eric's new girlfriend? Yes. She's hot. I bet she has a sweet meat glove. I would love to get all up in that.
by Eaton Holgoode June 8, 2009
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Meat Shake

This nefarious sexual act requires the aid of 3 things; 1 person (gender inconsequential) with epilepsy, 1 strobe light, and 1 harness. Upon securing the epileptic person with the harness, the harness is then attatched securely to the penis of the meat shake reciever. The strobe light is then turned on, causing the person within the harness to have an epileptic fit. The shaking of the reciever's "meat", should cause him to ejaculate within minutes, probably ontop of the person secured in the harness.
Mark: "I wasnt too keen on Sally, until i learned that she had epilepsy."
Josh: "you didn't do what i think you did, did you?"
Mark: "Bro... i meat shaked the shit out of her."
Josh: "Classic Mark"
by Nigger flip May 5, 2010
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Beat your Meat

Masterbation in an up and down motion.(preformed by male or females willing to do it for you.)
Marcus almost got caught beating his meat.
by Ricky Rivers September 15, 2003
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meat locker

a vagina packed full of loose sloppy roastbeef. looks like a taco full of deli sliced meat. overuse and over stretching can make a meat locker out of a pussy
With one look at Amanda's meat locker I knew she had spent alot of time getting pounded by huge cocks.
by bhap August 24, 2006
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