sour lump

Someone who is acting grumpy or uptight, thereby spoiling everyone else's good time.

Emma: "They're just a sour lump in the mix."
Gel: "Don't be such a sour lump, Liam!"

by meluvcheese August 21, 2024

D'lumpkin

Getting "Blumpkin" and having small people (midgets or dwarves) fondling your testicles.

"Dude she was so freaky her and her midget friend gave me D'lumpkin"

by Ohioveteran2035 March 27, 2024

Big Lump

When referring to a master; lump standing for Lumpystew which is one of the greatest meta verse philosophers, and big for his immeasurable weight.

Wow… Tony, the code behind this is Big Lump.

Big Lump is the only way to describe this code

by Snazzyyyyy April 16, 2024

Chutney Lumper

A feeble old man whose only desire in life is to have 7 young children of his own. He also enjoys chutney, a little bit.

That old Chutney Lumper is so jovial. Quite a sight to see.

by Sobriquet Jones April 30, 2024

mans Gunk lumps

when the ejacualation process is over and the left over product is sitting on a womans ear lobe leaving a pile of lumpy GUNK!

Mans Gunk Lumps shooting his load towards the neck region and missing.. causing a gunky droplet affect from the earlobe to the hair causing gunk lumps.

by lilly1974 February 4, 2009

upside-down lumpkin

Taking a shit while doing a handstand, while getting a blowjob.

It is essential that the shit spreads down the body like a waterfall.

Babe what do you think, is it time to perform an upside-down lumpkin?

by grantjohnson June 2, 2010

like it or lump it

another way of telling someone " (...) whether you like it or not (...)".

like it or lump it, IMHO the Italian Mafia should replace, in Quebec, the corrupt bureaucrats who let spiel of the conscruption industry keep unfolding

by Sexydimma June 6, 2014