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thats what your mum said last night

suggests that the person who says this fucked your mum last night, but i dunno who would wanna fuck my mother (except my dad)


Related to: and your dad, and your mum, mother fucker, y tu madre.
A: You *&"£*("&(£(*"*(&
B: thats what your mum said last night
by drako December 22, 2004
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from first to last

A awesome screamo band like Kerl said but they dont have 2 singers only one. And he is only 15 years old and he is from California, the rest of the band is from Florida. And they only have 2 screamers Sonny(lead vocals) and the guitarest. And there debut album was Aesthetic not dear diary.
Kerl is not smart and doesnt know shit about FFTL. So he should shut the fuck up. Thats what i would do if i didnt know what i was talkin about i would shut the fuck up.
by Me November 24, 2004
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The Last Great Console

I was playing Super Mario 3 and Duck hunt the other day and wondered why these aren't world wide treasure in a museum.
by Capn Polly September 19, 2003
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Nice guys finish last

A male who is desperate for a woman even though she has shown clearly many times she sees him as only a friend and nothing more will come of it. Despite the constant rejections he still lingers like a homeless animal in hopes he’ll get his chance with her through his nice deeds and constant random times he visits to bring her food and kissing her ass in any way he can. He doesn’t realize that it makes him look absolutely pathetic and there comes this phrase « nice guys finish last » because a girl he’s into doesn’t want to have sex with him since In all reality boys don’t do this for nothing in return.

In reality he’s giving his time and attention on a girl who uses him while she wants some other guy with muscles and a fuckboy vibe who will use her for sex that he unfortunately is not giving. Rather than moving the fuck on to a girl who deserves him he remains like some annoying pest because of her beauty which she probably doesn’t have. Therefore this time and heartbreak depletes this boy into thinking he needs to become an ass to get a girl but it’s not him that’s the problem but in reality his own filthy stupid taste in fucked up whores with big time daddy issues.
Nice guys finish last are boys who cry victim when the fuckgirl won’t bend down for them from their constant compliments and nice chivalry they shower her with.
by Datruther! December 25, 2019
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part that goes over the fence last

A chicken's rump, aka the Pope's nose.
Give the kid the part that goes over the fence last. Little kids like fat.
by octopod June 15, 2004
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the last supper

When you find out your girl has been cheating on you, right before you break up with her, you make her give u a nice long blowjob... and make sure she swallows the cum. This is known as the last supper.
Phil: "Hey bob I heard your girl is cheating on you"

Bob: "Yeah Im about to give her the last supper"
by AliasJim June 1, 2012
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gotcha last

A two-person game of Tag, during which the player tagging the other player exclaims "gotcha last!" This game can be as long or as short as the participants allow, sometimes spanning several days or weeks. Origin: The classic children's television show "Pinwheel."
Plus: "Gotcha last!"
Minus: "Gotcha last!"
by timdub May 1, 2010
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