Jordan

Jordan is typically one of the few male creatures with a unreasonably large log between his beefy thighs, they say all Jordan's have their 3rd leg measured with a trundle wheel by the age of 11. by the age of 17 their cock is incredibly destructive as the force it gathers with its swings is so insurmountable that anyone in its way will perish. due to the amount of blood circulating through this log of theirs there heart has to work overtime, meaning they will die an early death, which if didn't happen civilization as we know it will most certainly collapse and fall under the supremacy of all of the Jordan cocks circulating through the cock economy.

Wait is that guy a Jordan? how old is he?
'17'
fucks sake we are done for.

by JordanCultFollower May 22, 2022

Jordan

A very smart, intelligent person. Is also good at racing. And has millions of friends.

Omg he’s such a JORDAN

by BROTHER JIT May 29, 2022

Jordan

Slang term for "head", often used in ways that suggest a "big head", but can also be used interchangeably with other definitions for "head".

Took me forever to do that guy's haircut, he had a Jordan.

Give her some Jordan so she'll calm down.

He's the Jordan of his class.

by anonymous May 31, 2022

jordan

a sexy boy, ussually 13 - 14. has long hair with braces. has glasses or contacts

oh thats jordan

by jordanlover12345 May 31, 2022

Jordan

Jordan is the most attractive boy you will ever see and that's on mary had a little lamb.

lord Jordan is very cute !!

by certified_chicken June 5, 2022

Jordan

SUBMISSIVE AND BREEDABLE WILL AGREE TO GO TO DENNY'S WHENEVER PROBABLY AN ELECTRICAL ENGINEER AND A NERD

"Hey Jordan, you wanna go to Denny's?"
*Jordan cries*

by roxanneisatdennys June 7, 2022

Jordan

Girl:Who's Jordan?

Me: The most perfect person In the entire world

Jordan=Perfect<3

by Mouse_formation June 12, 2022