jew wanna

Compressed phrase in southern U. S. that means do you want to.

Jew wanna go to a movie or jew wanna fuck?

by Richard Black May 26, 2005

jew fart

when somebody tries to be obnoxious and cool by farting really loud, and it comes out quiet , cheap, and easy.

Son-chin walked in the room and lifted her leg like a bitch-dog. all that came out was 'brp' when she expected 'BRRRRRRRRRRUUUMPH'.
the 'brp' was a jew fart.

by AndrewLaeddis. March 10, 2010

Jew Face

The face of a cheapskate, most often recognizable by the presence of a gigantic nose.The face enables the jew to find cheap or near free deals which allows them to save money which will later be used to help Israel attack innocent people.

Also commonly found as: -¿-

"Lol dude that guy has a jew face"
"Yea i know the size of his nose totally gives it away!"

Person1: OMG UR SUCH A JEWFACE
Person2: You're a big -¿- yourself.

by TiggaPlz April 17, 2009

Jew Rage

1. Being sued by someone whose last name ends in 'stein', 'berg', or 'witz'.

2. When you are getting pwned during a game of Call of Duty and you whine and scream like you're being thrown in an oven.

After repeatedly getting owned by n00bs, LB started to show off his Jew Rage (2). His offensive speech prompted a n00b to call his lawyer and have him served with his own brand of Jew Rage. (1)

by SicSemper October 17, 2009

Banana Jew

One who, in the classic games of Donkey Kong, insists on pursuing every banana in a given level.

Come on dipshit, just beat the level and stop being a goddamn banana jew!

Donkey Kong Donkey Kong Donkey Kong Country Diddy Kong bananas Super Nintendo SNES

by Scothle December 31, 2009

jew-nugget

A person of Jewish descent who partakes in the digestion of processed, crispy poultry.

Hey check out that jew-nugget. He definitely ain't on atkins!

by adaman February 7, 2008

jew bagel

a person who acts like a jew

Alex: Jason you fuckin jew bagel you stole my kill you Persian whore

Jason: Alex what?

Jack: Did that five year old just say jew bagel and Persian whore

by ohyeahmesohorny July 15, 2009