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internet speech

see also text talk.

A form of speech popularized by teens and young adults who spend too much time on the internet. This is similar to text talk, however shortened phrases and words commonly used on forums, email, and social media are being said out loud in regular speech. Most commonly referred as an online form of speech, where it only happens in text form when on the internet, but that's not always the case.
I spoke in internet speech to my friends, and they could barely understand me.
by Ilisten2Metal May 29, 2014
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Internet explorer

1. You should thank this browser, because without it, we wouldn't have Firefox or Google Chrome

2. A shitty browser that puts a bunch of viruses and spyware on your computer, has no uses but downloading Firefox or Google Chrome, and bricking your PC. It also comes with free security bugs, is loaded with adware and spyware, and it constantly freezes. Works better if you delete it right after downloading an alternate browser.

If you use this browser, you are:
A - new to computers
B - an idiot
C - someone who likes viruses and adware
1)

Smart Person: I'm downloading Google Chrome with Internet explorer.
Idiot: *uses internet explorer* i haz many viruses!!!11!!11!!!111!! *pc breaks 5 minutes later*

2) I forgot to delete Internet explorer, now my pc has hundreds of viruses and ads on it! *breaks pc with a sledgehammer*
by iDontHaveAName December 28, 2014
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internet ambien

Bro 1: I couldn't sleep last night so I took some internet Ambien and fell right to sleep.
Bro 2: same bro you hit up PH?
Bro 1: of course got that premium 👌👌👌
by SekcWelds April 24, 2017
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Internet boomer

A old man that been on internet age. From 2000 to early 2010, and i feel there are stuck in that time frame
You is so old that you know, old man murray or confused matthew you internet boomer.
by Snotcore February 13, 2023
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offline internet

Used to describe some form of physical information providing device that has been superceded by the internet
Reuben: Australia is NOT an island Jed, check in that atlas.
Jed: In what?? ohhhhh you mean the offline internet!

Booty: Oesteothentesis is not a word check the offline internet
by Robocoppa January 17, 2006
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Wind Internet

To have wind powered internet Cough*Al Gore*cough
I wish i could conserve enegy by getting Wind Internet
by Masn December 4, 2007
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Anti-Internet Monkey

fictional semi robotic creatures that are used as an excuse for bad internet connection.
Sorry i lost my connection i have Anti-Internet Monkeys in my house.
by Wattigny27 May 14, 2011
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