shawshank innocent

A person who denies something out of habit, or for the sake of appearances, when in fact it is almost certain that the person did the deed in question. A person who talks about the effects of various drugs, and follows the explanation with "or so I've heard" is shawshank innocent. Inspired by the amazing, award-winning movie (and the even better long story that inspired it) called "The Shawshank Redemption"

Straightedge: Don't smoke weed. It's illegal.

Toker 1: Yeah, but it shouldn't be. It's as effective a pain reliever as some opiates, with far fewer side effects...or so I've heard. I would never do anything illegal.

Toker 2: Shut up homie, you're just shawshank innocent.

by Blackwolf Morrow December 20, 2013

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Backer-Inner

A Person who Always Backs Into Parking Spots and Driveways. This Allows them to Leave & Getout Quickly & on about your way quickly and easily. Rather than taking time pulling backwards in reverse each time you head off you take an extra couple moments to back in an Position Automobile Accordingly.

Im a lifelong Backer-Inner, and always pull in backwards because if I take that extra couple seconds getting there, I’ll be able leave Quick & Easy.

by TRU Pacman June 22, 2018

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lead innovation studio

A Gay fuck dungeon

Hey, want to go to lead innovation studio your freshman year of high school?

by What is name February 22, 2019

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Tommy Innit

A 16 year old British man that is most definitely a YouTuber and not a streamer. He is always in the mood for some likes and is a very big man. He loves woman and loves twitch primes

Person 1: “Hey man do you know that only a small percent of people that watch my videos are subscribed?”
Person 2: “Isn’t that what Tommy Innit says as a youtuber?”

by nottommyinnit October 16, 2020

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