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Holy Bolby
The sexual and emotionally involved act of tugging on one's nipple hair while orally sucking on the same person's facial hair, usually the goatee area.
Can also be used as slang for when one is amazed, often used interchangeably with phrases such as "holy sh*t!"
Can also be used as slang for when one is amazed, often used interchangeably with phrases such as "holy sh*t!"
Holy Bolby by RHCPFTW July 12, 2017
holy cactus fuck
That wonderful phrase which is uttered by the speaker when his standards in life are so low, that he would consider the action of having sexual intercourse with a cactus, equal to spreading the word of the lord; thus combining holiness, and repetitively and violently shoving your penis into a cactus to the point where either you bleed out from blood loss, or the cactus calls the police for relentless sexual assault, and turning it into that sweet phrase we know and love.
*Notice I said "he", as women have the right mind to keep them from giving just enough of shit to not utter this phrase, although it has happened in rare cases.
*Notice I said "he", as women have the right mind to keep them from giving just enough of shit to not utter this phrase, although it has happened in rare cases.
64 year old on Viagra and pain meds: "HOLY CACTUS FUCK"
Married son of 64 year old on Viagra and pain meds: "Oh shit here we go again... Honey hide the cactus!"
Married son of 64 year old on Viagra and pain meds: "Oh shit here we go again... Honey hide the cactus!"
holy cactus fuck by toodlefucker6969 July 10, 2017
holy moly crapioli
holy moly crapioli by RandomInterneter October 28, 2017
holy majestic doggy style
When you thrust your girl so hard she goes in the air.
Or too hold her in the air while she's in a superman like pose and mesmerize her with your powerful genitals.
Or too hold her in the air while she's in a superman like pose and mesmerize her with your powerful genitals.
holy majestic doggy style by LimeSpice November 10, 2017
Holy Shirt
A Holy Shirt is part of God's new merch. You can obtain it via Amazon or at a current Holy Store. Also check out the Holy Pants and the Holy Sweater.
Also used to replace "Holy shit" when your mom yells at you because you used a bad language.
Also used to replace "Holy shit" when your mom yells at you because you used a bad language.
Example 1:
Guy: Wow, nice Holy Shirt you got there!
Me: Yeah, I got it in the new Holy Store of the neighborhood!
Example 2:
Me: Holy sh**, I didn't finish the homework for tomorrow!
My mom: What?
Me: I mean, Holy SHIRT.
Guy: Wow, nice Holy Shirt you got there!
Me: Yeah, I got it in the new Holy Store of the neighborhood!
Example 2:
Me: Holy sh**, I didn't finish the homework for tomorrow!
My mom: What?
Me: I mean, Holy SHIRT.
Holy Shirt by Patata con leche November 11, 2017