Soft Hands

Something lots of middle school boys have because they masturbate wayyy too much

Friend: Did you feel how soft Randy's hands are!? He has like, REALLY soft hands!

Me: Um...that's because he has been doing a lot of business down there if you know what I mean ;)

by annaa.rosee May 19, 2020

handsex

sitting side by side, holding hands and rubbing fingers typically illustrated in movie theaters, cars, etc.

Kristofer grabbed my hand during the movie, locked fingers, and started having hardcore handsex.

by lafonda29 August 19, 2005

Mexican Handshake

A strange form of masturbation involving squatting on the ground with flat feet with your knees held tighly to your chest. You arm must then go around one of your legs to reach the required organ.

Often done furiously and sometimes in public

I`m off to the park for a Mexican Handshake

by Call on me....call me...call on me... February 20, 2007

Frisco Handshake

While jacking off a guy, the girl reaches around and stuffs her fingers in his ass.

Things were going great until she gave me a Frisco Handshake.

by The Wall May 10, 2005

Jam Hands

A condition where your hands become really sticky, as if someone smeared jam on them like your hands were a piece of toast, and you need to get germ-x to get rid of it

Kelly(searching through her stuff)- WHERE'S MY GERM-X?! My jam hands are so bad right now!

by Agent Indigo Ingrid Shallow August 23, 2008

Fapsickle Handshake

A fapsickle handshake is something one friend does for the other. It is another term for jerking off! U can fap fap fap! The fapsickle handhshake originates from fap fap fap which means for one to masturbate. One can give fapsickle handshakes to the other any time of the day any where! BUT a fapsickle handshake MUST be DIRTAY!

person1-heyy what r u doing
person2-oh nothing off just preparing for our "fapsickle handshake"
person1-ohhh sweet, can i join?
person 2-sure we can fap together
person1- AWESOME LETS GET DIRTAYYY!!!

by mrs.fapfapfap May 30, 2009

Edward Fancy Hands

Edward Fancy Hands is very similar to Edward 40 Hands except...more fancy. Instead of taping a 40 to each hand, you tape a 750mL bottle of wine to each hand. Same rules apply as for Edward 40 Hands. This is not to be attempted by novice drinkers, even though the game is similar to Edward 40 Hands, the outcome is much different.

A person after Edward 40 Hands:
"Wow I'm nice and drunk but I still know what I'm doing and having fun!"

A person after Edward Fancy Hands:
*belligerently screaming* "Hey bitch, show me your boobs!"

by donkeyass March 25, 2007