chopped-in-half

1: To be so, so, High...
2: Faded, confused, dazed, mistaken.
3: To be severed from your lower body

1: Damn, dude... I am so chopped- in-half right now.

2: Oh man, I'm sorry; I'm just
so chopped in half right now.
OR
Wow, I'm so chopped-in-half I
don't know where I am.

3: Shit! I just got chopped-in-half!

by Gonzo December 26, 2003

half-man

A British drinking game, usually takes place in a park or at a festival, where toilets are far away. Involves each person drinking 8 pints of beer without urinating throughout; the idea being that there are on average 8 pints of blood in the human body, so after 8 pints of beer without any coming out you're half-man half-beer.

Grab some tins, we're going to Hyde Park to do Half-Man.

by LashCommanderFlash May 2, 2011

Half Standard

A seduction/self defense mechanism of Canadian women where they only shave one armpit while the other is left to grow unhealthily long. The young canuckette shields the bald shoulder pocket with a purse, thereby she has the option to demonstrate to potential suiters her bare side, or the hairy side (the wing).

Example 1:

Girl: "Right after I gave my beaver a raise, I began clearcutting my pit pubes but ran out of time, so now I'm sporting a half standard.

Example 2:

Guy 1: "I just asked that hot plotte down there for her number and she flapped her wing."

Guy 2: En tabarnak

Example 3:

Guy: "The paradox is this: The wing of a half standard actually turns me on, but I only get to see it when rejected."

Guy 2: "Damn pitpubes get the best of us."

by Hollywood Halk February 21, 2010

half-tard

Somebody half as smart as a retard

What are you some kind of half-tard??

by BlockX October 8, 2004

Half Retarded

Something that has happened or someone that seems to have the stupidity equal to half of a retard's intellect.

"This homework is half retarded"
or
"You're half retarded"

by I eatz teh babehs January 18, 2009

Half Cast

1. How not to spell 'Half Caste'

2. Has nothing to do with poety. It derives from the indian caste system

Half Cast is an example of really bad spelling

by anonnonononononon September 10, 2006

half-woke

When you somebody wakes you up and you know you ain't had enough sleep yet cause everything is all blurry and stuff doesn't make sense yet.

I wuz sleepin on the train and some bitch bumped into me and when she said sorry i ain't understand her cause i wuz half-woke.

by DarkNova December 8, 2001